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The Lone Gunmen Issue 044
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Grapefruit Sex | |
| | Written By: God-S | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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GRAPEFRUIT
One morning I was eating a grapefruit I was
peeling it like and orange and was mesmerized
at how incredibly sexual it looked. I peeled
off the skin and stuck my thumb through one
side to separate the sections. It felt like
putting your finger inside a woman only cold.
Now I've only put my fingers into myself,
the inside was smooth and wet-just like the
inside of a grapefruit.
At this initial thought I got pretty excited.
I damn near couldn't wait to get the fruit into
my mouth, but first I had to open the sections
because the inside skin just doesn't taste as
good as the meaty pink. Then I thought that it
was almost like pulling the clothes off an eagerly
waiting lover.
If you've ever really looked at the bare meat
of the grapefruit you'd know that the pulp looks
swollen and shinny - just like engorged genitals.
I lightly licked the meaty part to feel it on my
tongue. It felt amazingly like sliding your tongue
over the head of a penis.
Obviously, things were getting a little hot. WHY
was this grapefruit so incredibly sexual that I was
getting horny from eating it?? I needed 84 and I
it right then, but I was in school, there was nothing
I could do to satisfy myself. Except for to go into the
bathroom and take care of one situation.. Some how I
knew that wouldn't do the trick. I suffered through it
that one time and have since been eager to try eating
one with a willing partner in crime around.
