The Lone Gunmen Issue 008

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· 5 years ago

  

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                   / _ /     THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:  \ _ \                 
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                  | |            The Mean Of Life          | |                
                  | |          Written By: Overlord        | |                
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*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** 
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P *** 
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was *** 
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** 
*** get fucked. ************************************************************** 
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       Throughout time many very knowledgable sages and prophets have  
   offered answers to people seeking the meaning the reason for they're 
   existence. Some have answered that to serve God everyday is the only  
   worthy way to spend one's life. Other's have said they beleive that 
   self indulgence is the key to a full and eventful life. I've heard  
   people say that by simply keeping active they lead a full life.  

       I'm here to tell you that none of this is true. For generations 
   the common people have sought out the craziest preson they could find, 
   they then asked him/her:"Why am I here?". Of course these individual's  
   would say whatever scheme they had floating in the forefront of their 
   mind at the time. Those "answers" were anything from "To kill your family, 
   rape your animals, and then beat your head against the wall until you  
   are dead." to "Dream the impossible dream." the fact is people were  
   looking in the wrong place. Ask an honest hardworking person why they 
   think they are here. Most say to have children and be happy. I'll tell  
   you my philosophy. Don't just live your life, active or not, you must FEEL  
   each MOMENT of your existence. But don't stop there, seek to understand 
   EVERYTHING let nothing escape you. Everyday, try something you have never 
   even thought you could accomplish.The secret to life is beyond mere  
   happiness, it is exultation in not only your life but all of it around 
   you. 
       
       Hey to discover your meaning of life, take about an hour, sit down  
   in a comfortable chair, and think about yourself, family, work. If you tie 
   it together just ONE time .... then you have evolved to the next circuit 
   of understanding.