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The Lone Gunmen Issue 004
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | ThE MiSCHiF NiGHT | |
| | Written By: MoG | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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STUF TO BRING:
item Reason/Purpose
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Pack A back pack or bag isthe best thing, to keep yer' stuff in.
Knife A good sharp knife will come in handy
Lighter FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HUH-HUH!
WD-40 Flame-thrower, or spray and ligt!
Toilet Paper Well... cant forget the T.P. for Bevis!
Eggs I love eggs!
COKE-a-COLA NOT PEPSI! This takes paint off cars
Loiville-Sluger Mail Box Baseball!
Bannanas ever wonder what happens when the exaust cant get out of the
tailpipe?
Spray-paint/ But what ells would you tag you'r name with?
markers(perm)
Thin Wire How's you'r Trip?
Water Balloon HeHeHe!
Launcher
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What to do with it!
Pack------------->Put you'r stuff in.
Knife------------>Manny manny uses!
+==> Car tire + knife + you = Slit Tire!
+==> Paint off of a car
+==> Bye bye telaphone wire!
+==> Initials or obsine mesage in there nice wood door!
+==> Left over X-mas Lights? not one set eney more...
Lighter---------->Look in WD-40 and TP
WD-40------------>YES! WD-40 The Flamable Ver of Liquid Wrench!!
(NO FLAME)+==> Spray on Door Knobs, Handles, Seats
+==> Spray on Hand Rails
+==> Elevador Buttons in the mall maby?
(FLAMES)+==> Flame Thrower. (Put the red hose on the front,
and light that
+==> spray in a Cross formation on THei'r porch, grass
whatever, Then light!
Toilet Paper----->get some rubber bands!
+==> T.P. some guy's house.
+==> """""""""""""""""""""", then light it!
+==> role some up in a ball, spray W/ WD-40, then tie the
Rubber bands arupnd it, light and throw (a rock in the
Middle gives it X-tra weight to crash threw a window!)
Eggs------------->The Incredable Edibal Egg!
+==> Throw it!
Coke------------->Car Paint?
+==> Put it on a nice car W? a older car(Newwer ones have
protective paint)
bASEbAll BAt----->Home Run!
+==> No more Mailboxes!
+==> No more 4sail signs
BaNNanas--------->Chacita Bannana
+==> Tail Pipe, nuf' said!
Spray-psint/----->Tag You'r Name!
markers(perm) |
+==> I always do it, if ya ever see PSYCHO, or SAMBUKA on a
Train cab.... it was probly ME!
Thin Wire-------->How's You'r Trip?
+==> Tie it tightly between:
Lamp posts
Posts on a pourch
Trees
A bumper on a car, and Lawn
ornimants!
H2O Baloon ------> Well i always had fun W/ this!
Launcher +==> put something in it (T.P., rocks, Spam?) and
launch!
+==> H2O ballons filled w/ paint work wonders!
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X-tra Ideas!!!!
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Smashing pumpkins
Bag Snaching (on holloween!)
Moveing "House 4 Sale" signs to other houses
If You put supper glue on peoples houses, they will get mad,
but that's another storry!
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THiS FiLE WaS originaly for my old group 7oC, but they never really came out,
but now it has been re-copeyrighted to MoG and The Lone Gunmen.
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CoNCReTe EaRTH 908-453-4656
TLG WHQ
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Disclaimer: DONOT do anything to hurt you'rself, and if you get caught or
hurt, this disclaimer cirtifies that I (MoG) and the rest of The Lone Gunmen
are not responsable or liable for anything you do. So in other words, you
are not allowed to sue us(OR ME!).
MoG.
