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The Lone Gunmen Issue 010
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | SHROOMS SHROOMS! | |
| | Written By: Abigwar | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS! 'SHROOMS!
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Alright, First off I would like to point out to you that I, like all
HPAV youth, am not responsible for your actions. If you blow off your
face, or colapse a lung from the use of my files: ITS YOUR OWN DAMN
fault. Neither I or the BBS distributing this file can be held in any
way responsible for anything you do. This file is for informational
purposes only. By any means if i am confronted by the law because you
fucked up i will say that i told you not to do what i say. In effect,
I am a hypocrite. Don't listen to me. I am a fool.
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Description: These are the plans to a light sensitive bomb, An Abigwar
original. You need a train yard, or a place where they park
trains over night. Best train company to try is conrail.
This is an easy way to get acsess to a light sensitive switch, and every
thing you need for a bomb, except the explosives, And if you are intelegent
even the explosives.
First of all you need to find a train yard. This is a place where they will
park trains for an indefinate amount of time. In my case trains maybe parked
from 2- hours up intill 48+ hours. Usually when a train is going to be there
at night it will have the switch we are looking for. Look for a silverish
box on the last car of a park train. If it is night look for a yellow
light blinking at 1 or 2 second intervals. On (1second) off (1second) on...
Make sure there is no one around. If their are people *IN* the engine some
where down the tracks, do your deed quickly. Run up and grab the box. Press
the red button, The top one if they are both black. Now look at the back of
the box. It should have a black cable running off it. Follow it down, its
about a foot and a half long. Unclip it. Now pull the box out. It should
weigh about 25-45 pounds.
Get out of there. Or if you scoped out the area, and there are running
engines down the line without people in them, you might want to stick around.
If you are going to be adventourus, and stick around, go to =*=STAY=*= if
you feel like you need to get out of their, something in your gut is wrong
or you know there are people there, go to =*=LEAVE=*=.
------------------------------- =*= STAY =*= -------------------------------
Ok, Go up to the engine. If it is a BLUE conrail engine, then you're in
luck. If it isn't, you are on your own from here. There will probally be a
couple of engines. Go up onto the rail. Just use the steps on the side. Go
up the steps on the BACK side, behind the cab. You can go infront of the
cab later if you want.
Now, take a look inside. Look in the cab FIRST. JUST IN CASE. If some one
is in there, use your head. DON'T RUN for gods sake. Ask some question as if
you are intrested, and you knew there where people up there.
If it's all clear go back to the back of the engine. There will be a set
of double doors that say "Tool Box" ,"Emergany tools", "Fire Extinguisher"
or anything to that effect in it. AND DON'T BE AN IDIOT AND FART AROUND IN
THE DOOR THAT SAYS "Danger, 9000 volts", DUH! Go in the tool box room. Look
around. There should be alot of cool stuff. A fire extinguisher, an ax, a
large hammer.. And a bunch of other stuff. Oh, by the way, it will be warm
in this room, so don't think the train is on fire.
Get all the fun stuff, and look for a box that says "FLARES", or
"EXPLOSIVES". All trains have these in them, and sometimes they are in
this room. If they arn't don't worry, they are in another compartment, so
just look around.
If you find a little packet, Kind of thick, with two wires running off the
side, THOSE ARE EXPLOSIVES. Pressure bombs to be exact. They are fun. Read
the instructions on the side of them.
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Ok, So you left. Thats understandable. Take your box, and open it up.
This is done by turning the two black knobs on the front of the box. Turn
them 1/4 or 1/2 of a full turn. Then the top will hinge open. Lets take a
look at it and see if we have the same boxes.
There are two buttons on the side. On red, on black. Red (the top one)
turns the light and the LED off. Black (the bottom one) turns the light and
the little LED on. There is a small dingus sticking out near the two buttons.
this is the light sensor. If the green LED is lite up, and the light doesn't
flash, stick your finger over the dingus. Hold it there for a second. If it
flashed then good. If not, does it have a big black battery inside it?
Inside the box is some circutry, and a big black battery. Lets get this
fucker ready. Cut the two wires leading to the light bulb. Cut them as close
to the light as you can. These are attached to your explosive.
You have a bunch of choices. Basicly, i just use the box it comes with for
the explosive container. That way i don't have to worry about disassembling
it. From here it is self explanitory. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. What i mean this
time is, MAKE SURE it is LIGHT out when you turn the box back on after the
explosives are wired in. Also, make sure the dingus is free of obstructions.
If your not careful in this way, BANG... Your dead.
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