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The Lawless Society issue 006
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The Lawless Society
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Welcome To The Lawless Society. Issue #6.
I don't know why, but for some reason I've had drugs on my mind lately.
Perhaps it's because I haven't gotten high or even really drunk in a few
months. It's April here on the Jersey shore and in a few short months the
streets and especially the boardwalk will come alive with drugs for sale, for
trade, and possibly for free.
Anyway, what I plan to discuss are a few good ways of using Marijuana
which is the most common drug available. I'll also offer a few suggestions on
what to do once you've achieved a good high.
Pot is probably my favorite for recreational use since there's a variety
of ways to use it and it is usually very easy to hide the fact the you are
high on it if you have to.
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Part I: Smoke Up!
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The first and most obvious way of using pot is smoking it. Most people smoke
pot by rolling it in cigarette paper or smoking it in a pipe (bowl). If
you're the die-hard joint smoker who loves to roll, let me just suggest that
you look for papers called "Randy's". The papers have a wire running through
the length of each paper. As you smoke, the wire is exposed and as you get
down to the end of the joint you hold the wire, thereby eliminating the need
for a roach clip. These are by far my favorites.
Now let's move on to bowls. Myself, I like to make my own bowls. With a bit
of imagination you can make a bowl out of quite a few ordinary items you
probably have around the house. The easiest is made from the cardboard
rollers in the center of your toilet paper or paper towels. Cut about a 1/2
inch hole in the roller and cover it with tin foil. Poke several holes in the
foil with a toothpick or similar object and you're good to go. Another failry
common makeshift bowl is made from a soda can. This one can be a real pain in
the ass to make if you're out somewhere with no papers and just want a quick
high. What you do is crush the can in the center. Now, find a sharp object
and poke holes through 1 side of the can where you now have a dent. Place
your pot over the holes and ignite. (Suck through the drinking hole in the
can if you haven't figured it out by now.) I've known plenty of people who've
made some great bowls out of various pipes and other things. If you manage to
find some small diameter pipe used for air condintioning or something you may
want to try your hand at that. BTW: Unscrew your kitchen faucet for a screen
to use. The screens in faucets work great to keep the ash out of your throat.
My favorite home made bowl is the tin foil bowl. Simply get yourself a
descent sized sheet of tin foil and a pen. Roll the foil around the pen so
that you have a tube, now bend one end of the foil up about 1/2 inch or so
from the end and you've got the perfect bowl. No screen is needed since the
you can simply pinch the bottom of the bowl and no ash will come through. (You
will still get all the smoke though!) This bowl is also nice to carry around
since you can easily flatten it out and then just re-roll it when you want to
smoke. It's also easily tossable just in case you have to get rid of it
quick.
The third way of smoking pot is with a water pipe. More commonly known as a
water bong or just plain "bong". Bongs come in a variety of shapes and sizes.
I myself have not used a bong on all that many occasions but they do give you
a GREAT high rather quickly. Bongs can be bought at most tobacco shops or at
your local "drug store". A store bought bong will give you the best results
but there are ways to make one at home that should do the trick for you.
Plastic milk or juice jugs work the best. Simply melt a hole just big enough
for a pen to fit through in the side of the container. Next get a BIC pen or
something similar. Rip the innards out of the pen, all you need is the shell.
Stick the point end of the pen into the bottle and position it so that it's
halfway in. Next take a lighter and melt the bottle around the pen so that it
is sealed. You can also use epoxy or model glue if you like, this usually
works better. Now fill the bottle with water so that the half of the pen
that's in the bottle is submerged. You will now place your pot in the open
end of the pen sticking out of the hole in the bottle. I would recommend
sticking some crumpled tin foil down into the pen so that you don't wind up
sucking your pot down into the pen where you can't re-light it if it should go
out. Now light your weed and suck in through the opening on the top of the
bottle. You will get nothing but pure smoke. Adding some ice to the water
will cool the smoke considerably and allow you to take bigger hits. Try to be
careful not to burn the pen. The plastic will give off some pretty toxic
fumes. But hey, you're smoking pot, you can't be too worried about your
health!
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Part II: Eat Your Weed!
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And the final method of using pot, Eat It! Although it will take a bit longer
for it to hit you, you can get high from eating pot. Here's a few short
recipes for some magical treats. Just add in about 1/2 cup of ground up weed
to the following things and start cookin'!
First let's start with everyone's favorite, magic brownies. Get your favorite
brownie mix and mix everything it tells you to mix on the box, except for the
butter. Put the butter in a pan and heat up to where it's just beginning to
melt and then mix your pot into it. Now add that into the rest of your mix
and bake as usual. The trick is that THC is fat soluable. That means it
dissolves into fat better than anything else. So use real butter and try not
to get low cal brownie mix, the more fat in there, the more THC that will be
absorbed into the mixture.
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Acapulco Green
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3 Ripe Avocados 3 Tablespoons Wine
1/2 Cup Chopped Onions N/A Vinegar
2 Teaspoons Chili Powder
Mix The Vinegar, pot, and chili powder together and let it sit for one hour.
Then add avocados and onions and mash it all together. It can be served with
tacos or as a dip or anything else you can think of.
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Pot Soup
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1 Can condensed Beef 1/2 Can of Water
3 Tablespoons Of Pot 3 Tablespoons chopped Watercres
3 Tablespoons Lemon Juice
Place all ingredients in a soucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat.
Put in a refrigerator for a few hours, reheat, and serve.
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Pork & Beans
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1 Large Can Of Pork & Beans 3 Pineapple Rings
4 Slices Of Bacon 1/2 Cup Light Molasses
1/2 Teaspoon Hickory Salt
Mix together into a casserole, cover top with pineapple and bacon, bake at
350 degrees for 45 mins.
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Pot Loaf
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1 Packet Onion Soup Mix 1 16oz. Can Whole Peeled
1 Egg Tomatoes
2 Lbs. Ground Beef 4 Slices Of Bread (Crumbed)
Mix everything together and shape it into a loaf. Bake For One Hour At 400
Degrees. Serves About 6 People.
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Banana Bread
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1 Teaspoon Lemon Juice 1 Cup Mashed Bananas
1 Cup Sugar 1 Cup Chopped Nuts
2 Eggs 2 Cups Sifted Flour
3 Teaspoons Baking Powder 1/2 Teaspoon Of Salt
1/2 Cup Shortening
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to the mixture. Seperately
mix the bananas with the lemons juice and add them into the first mixture.
Sift flour, salt and baking powder together then mix all the ingredients.
Bake at about 350 degrees until you get cake. (I forget the exact amount of
time)
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I think it's fairly obvious that you shouldn't use your best weed for
cooking. You WILL get stoned from eating it, but if it's good weed you're
better off smoking it.
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Part III: I'm Stoned! What Now?
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Ok, so now you're really stoned and wondering what to do. The first and most
obvious suggestion is to sit back vegetate and watch "The Wall". But, if
you've been smoking for a while and need something new to do, here's a few
simple suggestions.
Take about $20 and hit the local arcade.
Drink the JD Or Beer You Should Have Had In Your Bong.
Shoot Some Pool! (I love doing it stoned)
Call A Board And Get The Other TLS Files!
Have Some Good Sex. (Did I really have to tell you that one?)
Call A Board And Get The Latest TANJ Files!
Blaze another joint and get your pets high.
Start Work On Your Own Pot Growing Room.
Mail Some Weed To Flammable Fuzzball.
Contemplate Your Navel.
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Welp, that about raps it up for this issue of TLS. If anyone is interested
in writing for TLS on just about any subject please leave mail to either Hegz
or Myself on The Syndicate. Have a good one and party on!
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