The Hogs of Entropy 1054

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The Hogs of Entropy

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	The show titled _Dawson's Creek_ is a pile of dog shit. Teenage 
 kids aren't like that. We do drugs we cause trouble and we swear a lot. We 
 don't use big 10-dollar-words and we definitely wouldn't turn down a free 
 fuck, or some hot ass older slut who just craves cock. Those stupid kids 
 from Cape Side should just quit. The show is like some major super drama 
 that makes even myself feel shitty about my life. Who the hell wants to 
 watch a show where kids are better then themselves who watch it? So I took 
 it upon myself to write a little about the future of Dawson's Creek--where 
 the major characters have winded up doing, and so on.  It could also apply 
 to the reality of today's world, portrayed through the news. Don't get me 
 wrong, "news" is great--I watch it to see what's going on outside of my 
 homestone of Canada.  Sure we're drunks, we say "eh?" and we live in 
 fucking igloos, but we finally got your old black and white tv's!!! 

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	Joey is some hooker who sucks dick for hurtin' coke out of the New 
 York slums. Her and Dawson are coke buddies, Dawson just uses her for a 
 free fuck, and an excuse to hate the world. Pacey is a bum, he meets up 
 with Jack to get head and a little bit of cash to tide him by for the 
 night behind a dumpster on an abandoned street. 
	As Dawson and Joey walk down an abandoned back alley street, a guy 
 in an old man's trench coat walks up to them, looking all bummy and beat 
 up, and he asks for some change.  As the two space cadets say "no," he 
 looks up and notices who they are, his old high school buddies!  Pacey 
 smashes Dawson in the face for all the times he's fucked him over for 
 money and hoes from back in the days and than pisses all over the guy. 
 Joey screams and starts going crazy, so Pacey has to slap her to the 
 ground and give her a beating. 
	Jen sits in her room at a table with Andy. A revolver pointed 
 directly at Jen's head. She's sick of trying to fight for her non-existent 
 charities that do nothing but make her seem like a bitch. Both her and her 
 friend are tweaked on acid, playing a harmless game of Russian Roulette. 
 Two Bullets placed in different chambers decide their fate. 
	It's Jen's turn. She points the gun at Andy's head, the crazy 
 psycho-bitch of Cape Side thinks of her gay brother--and thinks of her 
 crazy mother and her daddy, who used to rape her as a child. Jen pulls the 
 trigger, for a split-moment the bullet could be seen, and as the sound 
 faded-out--on the ground the whole half of her head, shot off, blood 
 gushing everywhere. Jen cocks the pin and spins the chamber as it stops 
 she slowly points it to her head. She pulls the trigger as her grandmother 
 comes in to check on her, her brains spray the wall, all over her bed, and 
 a couple hunks of her skull along with some bloody mess splatters grandma. 
	That new guy, what's-his-name, goes on a bloody murder spree 
 because his obsession.  He's just killed herself, he's in, what grade? 
 11th now? He shoots the teachers and he shoots the students. He shoots the 
 janitors, and he kills the vice-principals, because we all know the 
 vice-principals are always cock-suckers. When he gets arrested, and his 
 psychiatrist asks him why he went out and shot all those people, he 
 replies: "They made fun of me because I was different. Everyday I could 
 hear them talking about me. Look at that kid, he looks different, he's not 
 like us, let's all make fun of him for the rest of his school life and not 
 expect him to do something about it. Finally, I just snapped." 

 /End Show 
 /Cancel Credits 
 /Quit Pretending you're so good, 'cause if I was on TV I would keep it real. 
 /Roll the Credits 

 props out to the old irc crowd.  
 cyberf|re, ^Dreamer, DavidW, Tagman, |Maverick, KeyChain, Kool^Guy. 
 props to the new schoolers. 
 Ninja--, Block0, an the #kids/#splat gang   

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