The Hogs of Entropy 1068

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

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     $$  $$ $$  $$ $$ss$$              "Emily Bleached Her Hair" 
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     $$  $$ "TssT" "TssT" 

        emily believed in psychic powers.  she believed in a lot of things 
 out of reach.  on a wednesday, she sat between two men on an airplane 
 flying from NY to LA.  only one of the men was obese. 
        shortly after the passengers boarded, the two men became locked in 
 a struggle for emily's favor.  as the competition became more heated, the 
 men began to bombard emily with compliments.  emily heard compliments in 
 both ears; there were so many that she felt like crying. 
        the men spoke in unison: "why are you crying, honey?" 
        "tears of joy," emily replied.  all the while, emily tried to send 
 the plane crashing into the midwest by telekinesis. 

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