The Hogs of Entropy 1044

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 "And the Next Man Wuz Him : The Black Jesus Story" 
 by kaotik. 

 So Jesus wuz down the block a bit in the next mans town.  He wuz chillin 
 and shit with the boyz from down the block in his home town, seen. Now 
 Jesus and his crew where tryin to datch drift from some ho's that some of 
 his oldschoool sons were dealing with. Now Jesus was like fuck dis, cause 
 shit tight, can't be rolling game on tha sons, that shit wack.  Jesus 
 decided that the crew should cruise pon the east park, cause they gotz 
 alot of skits that wanna fuck, the boys were down with that shiznit. 
 Jesus be like damn niggaz lets ride. So them niggaz start rollin pon the 
 next town, when po-po just be riding Moses' ride. 

 "This jewish guy downtown." 
 by kaotik 

 I was at work dowhntown today.  I decided to walk around the streets and 
 check things out on my lunch.  i was waiting at mcdonalds for a whopper 
 and fries cause i have been straving all day and need some good beef to 
 fill me up.  i am waiting in line with this guy, he's screwing around 
 with his wallet, shit, he dropped a $500 bill, i picked it up and put it 
 in my pocket. 

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 <kaotik> i can't wait for defcon 
 <kaotik> i wanna fuck fat ugly irc chix from #hack 
 <kaotik> and my boyz can take piktures 
 <kaotik> i can live the american dream! 

 <kaotik> ugly fat bitchez are sending me pix like if this is the worlds 
          ugliest broad ballot box and they're trying to win a life supply 
          of twinkies! 

 <kaotik> toronto male seeking really sexy model like bitch for hardcore  
          sex and possibly a relationship.  Must like kindney shots, doggie 
         style, and to be punched in the face with a roll of quarters. 

 <kaotik> i hope she gets fucked in the eye with a screwdriver when she 
          goes in to work today at McDonalds 
 <kaotik> haha 

 <kaotik> i'm an international spy 
 <Cindy16> k' 
 <Cindy16> clubber? 
 <kaotik> no 
 <kaotik> i use a gun 
 <Cindy16> k 
 <kaotik> clubs are too big to carry around 

 <|joker|> hi 
 <|joker|> are you german ? 
 <kaotik> no 
 <kaotik> are you? 
 <|joker|> yes 
 <kaotik> ok 
 <kaotik> germans make some pretty nice cars though 
 <|joker|> yes 
 <kaotik> the whole nazi thing, sticking ppl in ovens wasn't nice though 
 <kaotik> but then again...you guys made up for it with the BMW M3 
 <kaotik> so i guess..well it's even now 

 <kaotik> i be like don't touch me..you ain't my baby fadda! 

 <kaotik> this club was so depressing 
 <kaotik> fat chicks trying to pick me up like 
 <kaotik> "here's my number, call me sometime" 
 <kaotik> yeah...maybe when standards go outta style 

 <tOv> i dont FUCK crackheads. 
 <kaotik> i fuck crackheads, all you gotta do is give em a little bit of 
          flour in a baggy 
 <kaotik> and you're hooked up 
 <kaotik> works everytime 

 <Breigh> stop it you're makin me horny 
 <kaotik> everytime u touch me down there it feels like i have to pee 
 <Breigh> hahaa 
 <kaotik> i eat tuna from the can 
 <kaotik> without a fork 
 <kaotik> i just wiggle muh tounge around 
 <Breigh> you're a sicko 
 <kaotik> letting the love juices get in muh eye 
 <kaotik> hahaha 

 *** Obese has joined #2600 
 <kaotik> obese 
 <kaotik> you fat bastard 

 *** Kate15 has joined #2600 
 <kaotik> gimme a rimj0b kate 
 <kaotik> like back in the dayz 
 <kaotik> like m0mmy used t0 d0! 

 <kaotik> cause i am special 
 <Jen-_> well im special too 
 <Jen-_> my mommy told me so 
 <kaotik> yeah 
 <kaotik> but 'special olympics' is different 

 "Life sucks when your clutch is broken" 
 by kaotik 

 KILL ME!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS^%!##! TAKE ME#!!! LIFE IS ENDED!@ I CAN'T 
 HANGOUT WITH MY DOG FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND#!$JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST^%#!$# 

 "I'm Stoned" 
 by kaotik 

 urm.. 

 "Chinese Rappers" 
 by kaotik 

 What would Chinese rappers fuckin rap about? Eggrolls? Acuras? Rice? 
 Mercedes Benz? Chinatown? Kung Foo Fighting?  I dunno...I live Chinese 
 people, but I don't think rap thing will work.  <- This thought was 
 converted for this article by [The Kaotik Foundation For Catholic 
 Schoolgirls] 

 "Old People Pt. 1" 
 by kaotik 

 Why do old people drive so fuckin slow when I need to go somewhere, and 
 they always travel in little packs.  AND they hit shit.  I saw when I get 
 elected, we will export the old people to Russia, where they can't afford 
 cars. and eat bread and potatos. <- [Paid for by the 'Kaotik for King of 
 Canada 2001 Campain'] 

 I need food now 
 by kaotik 

 I am stoned. this article is finished cause i need food and shit. 
 peace 

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