The Hogs of Entropy 1011

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The Hogs of Entropy

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                 "Anarchy is the basis of today's society. 
               Without it, we would be in chaos." - Anarchist 
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             \\          "How To Make An Atomic Bomb"        // 
               \\               by AltRocketz              // 
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                        *********DISCLAIMER********* 
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	This file is intended for use by assholes who are actually dumb 
 enough to try it. If you, the party reading this, try to do what is 
 described herein, then you, my friend, are one of the assholes previously 
 referred to. Thank you. 

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                        *****END OF DISCLAIMER****** 
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 	You ever have one of those days where everyone just seems to piss 
 you off. You want to get back at them, but you don't know how ? Well, 
 this file will clue you in to what hundreds of terrorist organizations 
 already know. 

 HOW TO MAKE AN ATOMIC BOMB! 

 Materials Needed: 

 40+ lbs. of Weapons Grade Uranium 
 10 oz. of Radioactive Beryllium 
 4 Jars of Play-Doh 
 10 lbs of C-4 plastic explosive 
 1 Box of Aluminum Foil (DO NOT USE REYNOLD'S WRAP!!!) 
 2-5 ft. lengths of wire 
 Car Battery 
 1 DC Timer 
 Roll of Duct Tape 
 1 Cardboard Box 
 Elbow High Rubber Gloves and Protective Glasses (For Safety Purposes) 

 Here's what you do: 

 Wear the rubber gloves and protective eye wear at all times. Mold the 
 uranium into a ball and cut it in half. A steak knife works well. Mix the 
 contents of 1 jar of play-doh with the beryllium and then place the 
 mixture between the two halves, making sure they are evenly spaced all 
 the way across. Take the contents of 2 jars of play-doh and cover the 
 entire ball with it, evenly. Make sure you know where the top and bottom 
 of the halves are. You'll need that later. 

 You now have a nuclear core. 

 Cover the core with 1 layer of aluminum foil. Divide your C-4 in half and 
 place each half over opposite ends of the core, on top of the places you 
 marked as the top and bottom of the core. Wrap it in aluminum foil. Take 
 both wires and strip both ends of the wires. Stick one end of each 
 stripped wire into the blocks of C-4 at either end of the core. Use the 
 4th jar of play-doh to seal the wires in there. Cut one of the lengths of 
 wires in half and connect the 2 new shorter pieces of wire to the timer 
 circuit. Connect the wire without the timer to one terminal of the car 
 battery. Connect the only other exposed wire end you have to the other 
 terminal of the battery. If the bomb goes off at this point, then you 
 connected the wires to the timer wrong. Make sure you do it right next 
 time. 

 This is your bomb. 

 Now you need a case. I prefer to use a cardboard box because it is 
 inconspicuous, unlike ICBM's which are hundreds of feet tall. Place the 
 bomb in the box. Do not seal it yet. Take the bomb to where ever you want 
 to set it off at and leave it some place where no one will find it. Set 
 the timer for however long you think it will take to get out of the blast 
 area. Say 4 hours or so, just in case of traffic. Seal the box and get 
 the fuck out of there. Don't run or anything, but don't go window 
 shopping either. 

 When the timer goes off, so does the bomb.  

 Get you revenge. Trick your friends. Start Wars. The fun never stops. 

 ANARCHY SHALL RULE! 

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