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The Hogs of Entropy 1010
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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1010
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Loves Park II"
$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by, Trilobyte
$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 1/22/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
marvin, i was calm. but now i'm starting to get agitated.
if YOU were under extreme amounts of pressure, would you become a
pipe of plumbing? would YOU supply water to the sink or let that job be
taken care of by the small children in the room carrying buckets from the
well? would YOU let all these small diapered infants do the work for you
just because your fireman of a father was stepping on your stupid red
hat? just because YOUR head hurts, you're going to make so much work
for stubby-fingered midgets?
i don't like you, i never have.
you smell like canned olives and your jeans are an improper shade
of blue. your eyes bug out of your head. making eye contact with you is
painful, my head splits open so that people can look at all the folds on
my brain, and as the folds multiply, more people come to watch the
spectacle, and then we charge admission, you fucking asshole. if there's
pressure on anyone here, its me. how are we going to keep on living like
this, with our wonderful furnace and indoor plumbing, and toddlers, if
all the pressure shifts to you? without some stress in my life, my head
will never pulsate the same way again, and the circus that is my life
will come to an end. we will have to buy elephants somewhere to keep the
stupid masses of customers happy, and i don't know where to get
elephants. i know where elephants ARE, i don't think i can TAKE or BUY
them, because they haven't got price tags on em, and there aren't SHELVES
that hold the elephants, like a normal store would have, and africa is
not a store, that fact has been made very clear in recent years, i think.
though i can buy sugar cane or olives or pearls or diamonds from that
country, well, it's not a giant shopping plaza.
no, YOU SHUT UP. i'm sick of your dirty fat rotten lazy mouth.
when is the last time YOU lifted a finger around this big top of an
extravaganza? i make all the money to pay our living expenses and you
just sit and make bridges out of toothpicks. you're not going to GET
ANYWHERE IN LIFE, you lazy ass sunnabitch.
five dollars, please.
thank you.
now where was i
pull those potato chips OUT OF YOUR ASS oh yeah don't EAT THEM you
crazy cockroach useless hunk of muffin trash! if doctors operated on
you they'd find FECES. that's ALL. fucking FECES in your HAIR, your
EYES, your BUTT -- that hairy, nasty, lazy output mechanism of your
rear, hind end.
oh don't you
don't you even
DON'T BREAK THE FURNITURE
son of a bitch
mom gave us that couch
now you ain't got nowhere to sit you fat ass marvin
YEAH YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK AND BECOME A HAIRDRESSER MY lousy fat
white ass you are.
you just tug at your nipples all day while i toil away, and this
kitchen gets scummy from all the dirt nuggets these folks carry in, but
you're doing nothing about it. if you were the boss i could sue you
for poor working conditions but you're just an ugly gargoyle coughing
up yellow mucus into a bowl and i have to hit you on the back with a
rubber mallet, fucker.
yeah, stand there.
ok.
MARVIN
are you going to be in this family photo or WHAT?
yeah there we go
ok now everybody smile
CHEESE
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