The Hogs of Entropy 1026

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	I think I sat by the (blue) tinted-window until the sighing glass 
 got (bored) agitated and opened itself inward so the (e)infant authors 
 could sit down and take stock (stock? there's nothing here!).  No mind 
 (says memory) there's a hank (a whole hank) of a lot (more) where that 
 came from so maybe you should hold the fuck(er)s head down the veins form 
 tiny (continental drift?) ridges of concentrated mirth (I've never been 
 to China but I assume the Great Wall's totally different CLOSE UP) around 
 the base of the skull though this ain't no twobit strugglingtocometoterms- 
 -withevocativelanguageBULLSHIT this is a challenge entirely separate from 
 your original cortisonebrushed brief - to be kings of the fairy playground. 
 Where is your internal police force FUCKERS??!!!  Why (don't) you pit  
 babies against eachother in gladitatorial rings to proveyourfuckingprimacy? 
 AlPHAMALEclubsandwich anyone?  Kidrapeandmurder stories aren't funny (fuck 
 your subjective opinions codliBERal slime) they're just poorly written 
 phallic substitutes with (respective) nods to HAHAHAHAHA thatchicksgotadick 
 (STROKE) myalasatianhasthebiggest (dog house) in all of Wisconsin NOT 
 THAT I'VE BEEN (hahahahahahahaha 'been'.com) THERE.  See?  It's all 
 processedcheese it's all fucking shockcockswiththementality of a 
 neutered14yroldcuntstruckVIRGIN.  You want to create and sustain change 
 Jim and Jemima, or do you want subsist in the excrement where any 
 halfassedOHMYSPECIALPAINplayschool'rant' (sic,andyouknowwhy) flourish 
 'cos in the base is (SPECIAL POWDER) which helps, y'know (occasionally) 
 but always keeps you dry. 

	Anyho(knewyousdlikedat) gut that verbal armoury before you push 
 past those borders chotasahib(s).  This ain't nofucking realtimeRPG 
 (spitting) or calamatious climbdown, jus' the real wave of the new wave. 
 If you don't want to join in you could always standandwatch.  Fucking 
 blow up, do anything, (jus') do it well. 

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