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Wednesday, April 1, 1992
HI SUMMER
HEY HOW'S LIFE
NOT THE BEST HERE
MEN ARE DICKHEADS
Except for Brian
the Sweetheart.
I am going with him now.
(NOT! April Fool's)
HA HA
BIG RED
...
Thursday, April 2
Hi Summer!
Are you havin' a day?
I'm not. It's just one of
those super-idiotic-brain-
infected-disconected
things! And I'm sick of
it.
Well, I better pay
attention in math, or else
I might fail another test!
Have a day!
Don't get run over by
an old granny in high heels
driving a '69 Mustang
convertible running a
red stoplight at a busy
intersection!
Erin Smith
...
Thursday, April 2
Hello. I cannot wait
to get out of Algebra.
Guess what? I honestly
started a pan on the
stove on fire last week!
It was great-really
funny. Have you ever
wondered what ever happened
to Jason W? We should
call him or something,
the year I get
ungrounded. Listen, my
brain is still in nuetral
so I'll write later.
Terri
...
Thursday, April 2
Summer-
don't go home with
your boner on. HA!
(I mean titty boner!)
J/K! Have a wonderful
life you little spineless
piece of nothing! Psych!
Jessica
...
Thursday, April 2
Summer,
Play with my brain
But don't skip to the Skippy.
I'm lying in a cold dry well
wasting time. Don't dry up into
a cold, dry worm. Bugs crawl in
and the bugs crawl owwwwt.
My saltwater milkshake spilled
onto the floor of my brain.
And in my dream I saw
me (Jesus Christ) come out
of the hamburger joint and
water the shrubbery.
Love me tender,
ARB
the destroyer
...
Thursday, April 2
Summer,
Well, I think
I'm going to write you
sane instead of some
of your friends that
seem insane. English
has been cool so is World
History with Wulfee has
been pretty fun But 9th grade
sucks don't it I thought
my 9th sucked well its
Been fun stay cool, Stop
hanging around some
of those scumballs you
hang around. But I guess
there your friends & you
like them personally I think
some are skurvey well I gotta
Be steppin
JoAnne
"94"
rules
...
Thursday, April 2
I swish dead fish between
my toes And try not to step on
the bones
-anonymous
...
Friday, April 3
Dear Winter,
Rise to the occasion.
Love,
ARB
...
Friday, April 3
[Peace symbol], cool. this feels
funnY ain't I
weird Make sense
of this
A frog had a frog bet
you can't & think about this:
If God Made us who
Made God!!
Nate Kass
...
Monday, April 6
Jermy is an asshole!
Jermy Vize
[insertion]
Thanks Angella
...
Thurday, April 3
Dear Summer,
Don't be weird
From,
The Destroyer
...
Monday, April 6
Life Sucks
Live it up while
you can or athority
will take over
Never surender
I dont that's why I
get in trobles so peace
Be cool
Stay cool
JoAnne
...
Monday, April 6
Summer,
Hey how's life?
upseeting here. But ain't it
always.
I am gonna kill
Jeff Keeter or however
you spell his last name.
He is one of
the Biggest
ASSHOLES I
know. I will make a
list of them for you.
Should I deck him on the
bus?
I will if he bugs me
I kinda got Bryan Miller MAD
At me. After lunch I was
walking out with Emily and
he told me to relax buy of
course I was a smart ass
and said Why should I?
But I don't see why he
should care about that. he doesn't
care about anything else that has
to do with me.
Gotta Go Bye
Big Red.
I [heart] Bryan Miller
U [heart] ?
...
Thursday, April 3
Dear Autumn,
I recently caught up with Mr. Smith.
He knows not what he thinks. So, Mrs. Smith
has to tell him. Don't tell Smitty Jr.
that the time of Jesus Christ is never
going to draw near upon our slimey little
Christian skulls, kinda like acid rain.
When Ms. (Not Mrs.) Smith died she
remarried to the brain-dead. Forescore and
25 years ago, Arb brought forth, a Rhythm Nation.
Lovely Day,
ARB
P.S. Brain Food.
...
Tuesday, April 7
Summer
Hey MAN!
How is your cool life
man?
Awsome here man.
I was never better man
like cool man I just
said hi to Brian Miller
to man. it was the
greatest man.
Wait till ya see me
on the bus man
I will be totally
cool man.
I like saying hi to Brian
because then I can
see his expression man.
I also love the word
man now too.
Now I love Brian & the
word man. Sounds neat
to keep saying man if
ya ask me man.
Do ya love my
language man?
I do man, it is
cool if ya ask me
man.
Bye MAN
Big Red
...
Wednesday, April 8
Summer
Yo MAN! I AM
SOOO COOL MAN!
Like totally awsome
MAN! BRIAN
IS JUST SOO COOL
MAN. I Mean
gnarley man.
So how was your
day man? MINE
WAS SUGAR FILLED
BUT FUN MAN!
I am writing
lots to day man.
Well gotta stop
Sorry MAN.
Big Red
...
Thursday, April 9
[water damage to notebook]
[excerpt of legible text ]
covered in a vat of hot ashes
vat of hat ashes hot ashes ashes.
Who is Big Red? I'm chewing a gum baring
that moniker, so rise to the occasion.
Life's just too short, that's why we
have White Castles.
Love
ARB THE
DESTROYER
...
Tuesday, April 14
Autumn,
Hi
Love
Arb
the
Destroyer
...
Tuesday, April 14
Summer,
These things are
weird.
I can imagine
my myth. HA! HA!
I am starting another story
It is called
"REVENGE OF THE PHYSCO
SOCKS"
nice name huh?
I he was
He is neat [heart] kinda mean
man! Bryan today but oh
Miller well he is
still sweet!
Did ya ever
see him yet
man? If not
one of these days
you will because I will
make sure of it.
Well gotta go Dude.
Bye.
Love,
leggs, beany, Pooh Bear,
Albino bitch, Pro Stock Pooh #777,
frogs, long leggs, Bee, Buzzy,
Jugs, Droppy, Wenz,
Windmister, Winston, Winafen,
Gwendolyn, Gendy, Jendolyn,
Big Red, Wanye, Waldowendy,
Winnie, Grandma, Saneless,
Gal, not to mention the newest
edition MOMMY BIG RED.
I Call me
[heart] any of those
HA! Bryan names. but
HA! Miller I prefer
HA! HA! MOMMY
He is sweet BIG RED
and neat man!!!
...
Good
D
A
Y
...
Thursday, April 16
Why do we always come
from the cold!!
I know now can you
figure that one out. I'm
not going to tell u.
Sincerely,
Nate Kass
...
Hi
...
Thursday, April 16
A word of thought
ARE YOU
A CLEPTO?
You Can
Take Something
for it!
from
The Rebellier
Have a nice day.
...
Today
Nobdy
HAD A
weird
thought
here!
>From Sum!
...
Tuesday, April 21
[water damage to notebook]
Love,
Arb,
the
destroyer
...
Friday, April 24
Summer,
A food for thought
Playingly smellologistic. Yea!
ARB
the
DESTROYER
...
May 4
Hey Summer,
I am so cool and so
happy. Brian is going
to be laughing so hard
on the bus cause I'm
going to be blowing my
blow pop.
I love it when he
says stuff like that.
Boy if he would
have seen me
yesterday he would of
said something to the
effect of "I had my
blowing going" because
I ate 13 blow pops.
I was on a sugar
high man.
So who do you
like?
Me still like Brian
on my notes I put
I
[heart]
Bri
This way
it sounds cuter and it is
shorter too. I do it
all the lazy way.
and don't take that
the dirty way either.
that was funny
friday when my mouth
was totally blue.
Theresa said I
shouldn't have sucked
man so much.
God this odyssey is
dirty
She heard the blow
and know who
gave it.
God that is
sick. these books now
adays.
Well girl I
got a whole half of
an hour to keep
writing my lovely thoughts
yes we're almost
done reading this boy will
I be glad.
ooh grusome blood.
I love it.
Well I should get
going now. Bye.
Big Red
I [heart] Bri
U [heart]?
...
May 6
OK. you asked for it.
I'm so tired! Math sucks.
Haven't figured out what though, YET!!
I'm in a kick ass mood, but I'm NOT
going to jail (until I deserve it!) J/K!
French is awesome, I might go there
sometime in the near future.
DEEP THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
A guy and a girl go out on a date.
The guy is hoping to get something, like
sexually. But only the girl knows
if he's going to get it or not.
Well, I'll sign off, now!
Get the hang of that
math and don't die doing it!
Ern
...
May 6
Easily spoken words. And
dish in brains of cooling wah wah.
And fish swimming within the lines
within the lines. The lines are our
friends. Tee Hee.
I Need a Peck in
the head from a bird that
is dead.
ARB
the
Destroyer
...
May 15
A Darkened Forest
A strong wind is howling
as darkeness grows near,
In only a moment
the sun disappears.
Deep in the forest
on a restless night,
Shadows are cast
by the eerie moonlight.
The wind picks up
in a violent storm,
And this wonderful place
takes on a different form.
The rain and the thunder
continue for hours,
In this lonesome dark forest
that nature devours
Erin Smith
...
May 19
Brainwave,
Dreary. Hee Hee Hee. And yer
little brain, too. Har Har Har. And yer
large nose, too.
Love
ARB
...
May 20
Word for the Day
Radicalization
>From
ARB
the
Destroyer
...
May 20
Summer,
Hey Chick!! WHAT'S UP?
NOT TO MUCH HERE. do
you know Dennis Dean?
I started punching him
before fifth hour. Cause
him and buttfuck Brian
were talking about
me. I still have
to punch Mr. Buttfuck
Miller. Don't you love
the nickname I gave him?
Do ya love the idea
of my x-boyfriend being
my boyfriend again?
I do and this time
I'm NOT breaking up
with him. In about
the 2nd letter I get
he will ask me to go
with him again because
he did after I first
broke up with him
but I never. This time
when he asks me
I'm going to say
yes and I'm NOT
going to break up with
him. for anyone.
If and when I go
with him again I'm
going to try and make
it last for 2 years and
8 months because that is
when I plan on moving
to Oakforest. Then I can
see him all the time. And
even before two years I
will get my ring. and I'll
jump for joy. Then
when I move to Oakforest
I will get to see him for
the first time in 4 years
and 8 months. I am
looking forward to that.
He probably will be
too.
Did you know that
I liked all of the following
guys since I broke up
with Jeff.
Mike
Tony
Rob
Jeremy
Tom
Rick
John and Brian but
I did NOT go with
any of them. No isn't that
cool. Well gotta go.
Big Red
...
June 1
(day after Skid Row)
Summer,
Life, wait not life, but happiness
is pains in the neck and back from
moshingness in an unknown territory.
But then again I'll depart.
ARB
...
It takes 43
muscles to frown.
It takes 7
muscles to smile.
So be lazy.
Be indifferent.
...
Dear Spitoon,
Travel time and realize,
ARB
the
DESTROYER
...
53 54 57
Don't ever forget these
#'s actually how could
you forget you'd think
of me. I hate Jenny
with a passion.
See ya
Sarah
I [heart] Scott
...
She caught the melting sky/It burned but
still the winter passes/By & By/2 the
other side
A slow parade of wind/That blows thru 3's/
That wilted with the season's children
Are we saved by the words/of bastard
saints/Do we live in fear or faith/Tell
me now who's behind the rain
A maze of tangled grace/The symptoms of
"for real" are/crumbling from embrace/But
still we chase...the shadows of belief/And new
religion clouds our visions of/the roots of
our souls
Are we ashamed of our own fate/Or play the
fool 4 our own sake/Tell me who's Behind the rain
What do we need where do we go/When we get there
we don't know/Why should we doubt the virgin
white/Of fallen snow/when faith's our shelter from
the cold
Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away/without you/3x
Quicksand Jesus I believe you
Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away
SKID ROW
QUICKSAND JESUS
MAY 31, 1992
DUBUQUE, IOWA
...
N I C K N A M E S
-------------------------------------------------
Nickname Real Name
-------------------------------------------------
BIG RED Wendy Galazin
Andy the Dude ARB
Summerian Summerian
Smelly Asswipe Shane Connelly
Brainwave Nobody In Particular
Summy Sumerian
Summer Autumn
Plantlife Trees Can Be Fun
Urn Erin Smith
Arrogant Dickhead Jeremy Vize
ARB ARBISON
Andy Benson ARBISON
Sumerian Summer
Flamebreather Arb
Metalhead Arb
Human Change Machine Arb
Pyro Summer
Spanky Dan Dumuth
Dough Boy Dan Dumuth
Dizzy Arb
Bitch Jenny Schetgen
Ignorance Dougie
Woman beater Dan Kuper
Screech Wendy Galazin
Leggs Wendy Galazin
Blondie Summer
...
I still haven't figured out why
people are calling me "PJ". I guess it's
better than "Gunster" last year.
Summer
the Peejster
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