The Hogs of Entropy 0976

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· 5 years ago

  

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	Since I absolutely hate having to deal with bureaucracy for simple 
 things like, say, getting my Driver's license renewed, I put it off as 
 long as was humanly possible.  I realized one day, November 12th 1999 
 more specifically, that my license had expired a day earlier. 

	So, naturally, I had little choice left but to figure out when the 
 hell I could go get my license renewed.  I figured the DMV would 
 naturally close early or something, so I did a quick search for the DMV 
 on www.champaign-urbana.com, and discovered the following helpful 
 information, directly from some random government web page: 

 ANS: Vehicle licenses are available from the Illinois Drivers  
      License Examination Station located at 2401 W. Bradley in Champaign.   
      Their hours are:  
           
     Monday   - Closed 
     Tuesday  - 11:00 A.M. - 8:00 P.M. 
     Wed-Fri. -  8:00 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. 
     Saturday -  8:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M. 

	Now, if the fucking DMV hours alone are not enough to make you 
 laugh, maybe this will be.  I went to the DMV at 6 P.M. on Tuesday, and, 
 of course, it had been closed for hours. 

	I hate the government more than you. 

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