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RANDY SAVAGE AND INGMAR BERGMAN HAVE PROCLAIMED
"LIMITATIONS MAKE BRILLIANCE!!! OHHH YHEA!!!"
On those DARK, nice, EVIL, beautiful, SWEET nights, I can't help
but think to myself that I'm thinking to myself about my thoughts and
those thoughts are completely thought-related and intensely thoughtful in
regards to the thoughts themselves, and not the thoughts in some
abstract, irrelevant context.
You can talk to me, but I can't talk to you. I'm talking to
myself. You're talking to yourself. You're reading an arrangement of 98
possible ascii characters and holy shit, does it feel good! It feels
good for me and it feels good for you.
READ IT OUT LOUD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET THE VOICE
OUT OUT OUT OF YOUR HEAD, IT'S TOO SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT
YOUR VOICE BOX SMASHED AND BREAKABLE A PROSTATE GLAND
CALLS OUT TO ME SOMETIMES THAT COULD SKIN A CAT
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
get a looooooooooooooooooooooooong
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube
and stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
it up my butttttttttttttttttttttttttt (HeHeHe!)
so that i can really, truly, really, truly, really truly,
really, truly, really, truly, really, truly,
really, truly, really, truly, really,
fart. (Hehehe!)
this is not a cry for help, it's a cry for tears. tears of paper
that cut my fingers, paper-thin, ripped, torn, wet, and
if you ever think
about the potential
emotional range of a person
and stop acting within
the range of a small child
you would realize
who fucking cares?
the bullets have failed
ifs there ain't no
hit is this clear
i've made a model for you.
this ain't one way.
i used to write ascii that insulted.
it ain't
rage
i ain't a
sage
i've got to
stop
using the
word
ain't so
much
over-expression means repression
over-statement means
you're untalented.
i don't want to bring the noise. /
/
my dark dark dark dark consuming sadness and badness and /
/ darkity dark dark gloom desires that the real life
MISE EN SCENE of my drab blab existence could
/ possibly manifest itself and rain /
/ / / rain down
/ / / /
/ / / / /
/ / / /
/ / / / / / /
/ / / / / / /
/ / / / / / /
/ / / / / / (brrr!!)
/ / / / / /
/ / / / / / /
/ / / HOW PITEOUS THY PLIGHT / /
/ / / / / / /
/ / / / /
/ / / / /
/ / / / / /
/ / / / /
/
/ I WANT TO ADVANCE IT'D BE NICE TO /
TO THE NEXT LEVEL KNOW THAT THERE
AHHH IF ONLY LIFE WERE REWARDS IN
WERE A VIDEO GAME CLIMBING UP THE
WITH ALL THOSE SUPER COOL LEVELS FOR LIFE
BUT IT AIN'T LIKE WE LIKE AND THE BOSS AT okay.
THAT NOW IS IT??? THE END OF THIS
IT AIN'T LIKE TOO GAME IS A MAJOR
MUCH I GUESS, HUH PAIN IN THE ASS
IF THERE WAS ONE MESSAGE I COULD DISPENSE
UNTO ALL OF YOU, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE ONE
THAT'S AT LEAST A
BIT FRIENDLIER OR well, hi!
AT LEAST SOMEWHAT
INTERACTIVE, BLAH
THIS ACT OF PUTTING IN THESE HERE LETTERS
IN TO FIT THESE HERE SPACE SURE IS STUPID
welcome to hi. i am saying hello. i am your special friend.
welcome to hi. you are my greeting. i am your greeting.
welcome to my creamy interior. i am your donut. greetings!
welcome to hello! i am greeting you! this is your life!
welcome to the limitations of the human mind! i am your greeting!
fuck you!!
i just farted!!
(HeHeHe!)
please shit in my mouth!!
no.
i'm sorry.
i've apologized one too many times.
hi.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #951, BY MOGEL - 12/14/99 ]
