The Hogs of Entropy 0947

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The Hogs of Entropy

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	Your eyes were scary for a minute there. (ooooh) I saw them 
 darken. My eyes saw your eyes darken, and then my eyes blinked, and your 
 eyes were normal again. Nice, normal, empty. 

	Emptiness is secure and safe. Keep your eyes like that. Then I can 
 despise you easily, safely, securely.  It makes sense, you know? 

	I know! Let's make the nonsensical sensical, shall we? That'd be a 
 trip, man. Let's differentiate each other, because we are different, 
 after all. We're all different. I'll find the derivative of "u" and 
 you'll integrate "m" + "e" and then take the derivative of that and then… 
 you'll be left with just me. Oh. 

	Never mind.  

	The funny thing is that I'm not writing this with anyone 
 particular in mind… I'm just writing "you" and pretending there is a 
 "you," but no, it's all a big, fat, juicy lie. There is no you. You are 
 not. 

	I am. Really, I am. 

	Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. Oh, I feel such Terror when I think 
 about you. Oh oh oh. Ho ho ho. I think this holiday is a good time to 
 celebrate your commercial beauty, don't you? 

	Lovely Santa Claus loves me.  And you.  You and me. 

		You and me and the apple tree; 
		You and me, so passionately. 
		You and me and the bourgouisie.  
		Me and you and Kalamazoo! 
		You and me and one bent knee,  
		Me and you and through and through and  
		oh, if I only loved you. 

 	-- I'm going to make you scream I'm going to make you scream I'm 
 going to make you listen to Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holliday I'm going 
 to say "gonna" because it's so charming it's so charming it's so I'm 
 gonna make you scream for me.-- Too bad there is no "you." Too bad! 

	This is so disjointed. But I never learned the words to that song, 
 so you can't blame me. The thigh bones connected to the hip bone, I know 
 that, but that's all I know. One thing only I know, and that is that the 
 thigh bones connected to the hip bone.  Damn. I had this dream the other 
 day… want to hear about it, Mr. Scary Eyes? Sure you do. I dreamt about 
 saying something like "I know I'm ignorant!" to Bridget's dad, the 
 philosopher, and that I regretted it immediately afterwards, because he 
 likes Socrates and then he thought something like, "Socrates only became 
 sure of his ignorance after years and years of study, but today's youth 
 just accepts it without a single second thought. They read about Socrates 
 and say, 'Wow, that makes sense. I am ignorant.' And then they go back 
 and buy more things with dear Santa Claus smiling down on them." 

	So, I read Bridget's dad's thoughts. Interesting dream, eh? 

	I'm no good at calculus - maybe I should have mentioned that 
 earlier. Maybe I should have checked your eyes first before I started 
 talking math because after all, math is the binding of the universe! Like 
 toilet paper! But it dissolves! And what are we left with? Just words. 
 Hahaha! 

	Damn.  This was a waste of time. 

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