The Hogs of Entropy 0913

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	Is there anyway that one person can master the art of bullshit?   
 We all know what it is, and we all have done it, many many times.  Think 
 about it, you aren't quite sure what to write for a paper, what to say to 
 someone, or how to do something.  So what do you do?  Bullshit.  It's the 
 obvious and most appealing thing to do.  The best part is, if you are 
 good at it, is when you you get away with it.  But getting caught, that 
 just plain sucks shit.  Many people attempt bullshitting but few can 
 master it.  Myself, I have been rather successful with the bull.  From 
 6th grade to 10th grade was the training and trials.  There was much 
 failure along with the glory of a successful bull.  For junior and senior 
 year of high school, the bull seemed to flow effortlessly, as if aided 
 with ex-lax.  From homework and quizzes to final projects and term 
 papers, 90% of all work was bullshit.  Note: any non bullshit was in 
 guitar class, cooking, and on a paper of my life, and possibly one math 
 test where i actually knew what was goin on.  anyway. 

	Discussing test taking methods with a friend, we compared styles 
 of level of bullshit.  For my friend his tally board, called "the 
 bullshit meter", is fairly simple, with certain complexities.  There is a 
 scale of 0 to 100% in determining bullshit.  The more bullshit, thought, 
 and importance of the item needing bullshit, the higher the the % value.   
 For example, a multiple choice quiz would receive a meek 1/4%, a short 
 answer test gets 30%, long essay getting 50% and a term paper getting 
 everything and them some. 

	Now, mine on the other hand is a little different.  The degree of 
 bullshit is determined again by 1) bullshit needed, 2) thought that would 
 be required, 3) more important the event, and 4) time used to perform the 
 art.  But basically it is like the scoring system of the British TV show 
 "Who's line is it Anyway?". 

	Whatever system you use, mine, my intellectually advanced friend, 
 or your own, one thing will always remain the same.  BULL IS BULL and you 
 can't bullshit a bullshiter. 

	oh...i don't have any friends. 

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