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$$$ (* HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #919 -- 11/30/99 *) .,$$$
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Attention Class. We have a new student. Welcome #teen angst.
Hi. Hows it going? I am ok. Aside from the fact that one of my
friends is pissed off at me. Soap Opera time in #teen. Yes. It is a
lovely event. Where masses of people can get involved in situations that
don't involve them. All for the interest of what is happening. Taking
sides, from either little information, or blatantly incorrect
informations, and making statements about people with this information.
You lost yet?
Well, for the parties involved I will not even begin to explain this
debauchery, but as that I am not involved in the situation, I did not
expect to get hit. I thought I was immune as long as I stayed out of it,
but I quickly over rushed my bounds when I saw something wrong, and it
began.
I was talking to a friend of mine. We will call him Snuffleupagus
to withhold his real name. Now Snuffleupagus was talking to me. We were
talking pretty fine, although i felt that Snuffleupagus was acting very
weird. Snuffleupagus was acting very weird towards me in particular.
Joking around I guess, but it wasn't really in the fun atmosphere that it
usually is. It was limited to "Que is queer." and.. "He likes ass." So
although it was kidding around.. and its just irc, I was not taking to
kind of Snuffleupagus to "kid" around in the channel. It was basically
annoying.
So I was msging Snuffleupagus, and Snuffleupagus said that (we
will refer to this person as Rydia) Rydia was a slut. Now Rydia is not a
slut. That is not even just a gross misinterpretation of the situation.
That is calling someone a name when you have no clue if it affects her. I
am a friend of Rydias, so I immediately got shitty. So i retaliated
poorly, and said this person is a slut, (a friend of Snuffleupagus's and
hopefully still a friend of mine) and continued on..
When one of my dearest friends was brought into the conversation I
went on a giant rambling spree probably covering 5 pages. My friend....
We will call her..... ummmm..... Matt Dillon. So when Snuffleupagus's
friend (we will call her Sarah-Boo-Bara... Banana Fana Fo Fara)
Sarah-Boo-Bara... Banana Fana Fo Fara called Matt Dillon a slut. I went
off. I mean, Matt Dillon is not a slut. Matt Dillon is one of the coolest
friends I have ever had. So then I just rambled.
Sarah-Boo-Bara... Banana Fana Fo Fara should have known not to
bring Matt Dillon up in this conversation, but did anyway to piss me off.
Now I Love Matt Dillon. I love Matt Dillon a lot. So maybe I slightly
over reacted when Sarah-Boo-Bara... Banana Fana Fo Fara insinuated that I
thought Matt Dillon was a slut.
Oh well, Snuffleupagus is still upset with me I think, but oh
well. I worry about Snuffleupagus but it is Snuffleupagus's life to ruin
Snuffleupagus's own way. I can't stop Snuffleupagus. I can only try and
contain Snuffleupagus.
Well, Matt Dillon, I think your a coolio friend. Rydia, I'm sorry
that I added this, But it was needed in my opinion. Sarah-Boo-Bara...
Banana Fana Fo Fara, I didn't mean you are a slut. I was upset, and
Snuffleupagus, I hope we can go back to the way shit was.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #919 - WRITTEN BY: QUE - 11/30/99 ]
