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there's that gnu game i wanna code, it will be called operation pc.
yeah, it's gonna be a pc game. well, pc as in politically correct. okay,
okay, pc = lame, we all know, but this game will be _special_ because it
will display explicit violence. however:
arab bases? russian missiles? princess rescuing? get in the
nineties, dude. the whole thing will take place in the u to the s and to
the a, like, land of the free, and a random procedure will decide of the
victim's skin color, sex, and sexual orientation. there will be no
specific mission, it's only gonna be a shoot-them-up type game where you
kill whoever you see, uh, almost whoever actually.
for example, there's gonna be a special trick starting from level 3:
there will be a big lack of white men in the enemies camp, so you'll have
to _find_ them. or else, you'll lose a lot pc-points. equality for
everyone, dude! that's what the game is gonna be for.
actually, white men will give you more points than any other kind of
enemy. killing some specific kind of people could even be harmful to you!
for instance, killing a black Muslim lesbian would make you lose 100
pc-points. also featured, every time you'd kill someone, there's a ten
second break showing his/her family crying, so you can have a little
culpability crisis. i mean, killing is a bad thing to do.
everywhere in the game there will be bonuses, like: carrots,
broccoli, soda, etc. beware of the meat! if you eat meat, you will lose
points! MEAT IS MURDER MOTHERFUCKER! ahem, sorry.
there's four ways you can win at operation pc:
a) you get 100,000 points.
b) you find the skin paint and you dye your skin.
c) you bomb the mc donald's company head quarters.
d) you use the "z" button to change your setup to "gay".
fun for the whole family! and the kids love it!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #924 - WRITTEN BY: EERIE - 12/01/99 ]
