The Hogs of Entropy 0875

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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        I'm sure that you're just waiting for the next great commercial fad 
 to come around.  Granted, you've already got your recent has-beens like the 
 Old Navy ads with Magic the Dog, Carrie Donovan and that assorted bunch of 
 semi-celebrities.  Also there's the animated clay ads from Lipton and the 
 Budweiser frogs/lizards.  Thank goodness that the Goldfish ads didn't go too 
 far. 

        To be fair, I do have to say that the Lipton ads are the most often 
 present tea ads since the people at Luzzianne decided to try to market their 
 product as a game show sponsor in the eighties. 

        What of the next ad fad?  My money was on the Gap Khaki ads with 
 those ethnically-diverse, Gen-Y cuties singing "classics" like "Dress You Up 
 in My Love" and "Mellow Yellow".  It was when I saw the third one (Is the 
 title "Just Can't Get Enough"?) and had no recollection of what the song was 
 that I recalled my bet.  Mostly, out of embarrassment that I didn't know 
 that damn song! 

        Perhaps, it will be in the form of another come back.  There are 
 thoughts of the recent return of Mr. Whipple, but it's not that one.  If 
 that happens, then, there is the inevitable update.  These could be in the 
 form of something like Bartles and Jaymes in a steel cage match.  Or a CGI 
 replacement for the late Clara "Where's the Beef?" Peller that could morph 
 from a Big Bacon Classic into an old woman.  Maybe John Woo could direct one 
 for Bounty that Rosie has to wipe up all the blood off of the diner.  That 
 would be more like it! 

        Even though these ideas maybe to far fetched something is bound to 
 come along.  It won't be too much longer now. 

        Anyway, enough of this.  I've got another Féria commercial to catch.  

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