The Hogs of Entropy 0872

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #872 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888          "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself" 
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    888     888 888      888 888    "                 by Quarex 
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   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 
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        Dude, I swear.  If, by my 23rd birthday, on August 13, 2001, I have 
 not obtained an even slightly meaningful relationship with a woman, I am 
 just going to blow my fucking brains out after having a killer birthday 
 party.  If any of you want to go, you are welcome.  I am sick of this shit. 
 If you do not have a real girlfriend by the time you graduate from college, 
 I am sorry, but you never will. 

        It is just that simple. 

        And now, the funny part of the text file! 

        HEE HEE HEE! 

        WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME PUNS? 

        I HAVE ONE! 

        What do you call it when you ignore the sound crows make? 

        CAUTION! 

        . . .? 

        How about this: 

        What happens when you pour a new road onto an old Indian burial 
 ground? 

        Retarded. 

        I may have just crossed the line there. 

        Shoot me. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!   HOE #872 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 10/16/99 ]