The Hogs of Entropy 0866

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The Hogs of Entropy

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 Instance #1: Walking through my local area music store, I saw a CD of 
              maximum ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL. 

 Resolution: I actually saw a Korn CD.  

 INSTANCE #2: I saw a piece of shit.  

 Resolution: I actually saw Miasma.  

 Instance #3: I saw a cat.  

 Resolution: I actually saw a sweater. 

 Instance #4: I saw a viable alternative to real life. 

 Resolution: I actually saw an active IRC client.  

 Instance #5: I saw a hot chick.  

 Resolution: I actually saw a man.  

 Instance #6: I saw God.  

 Resolution: I actually saw a waffle on the ceiling. 

 Instance #7: I saw a viable alternative to real life.  

 Resolution: I actually saw a college.  

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