The Hogs of Entropy 0844

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 Base: Music 
 Post: 68 of 236 
   To: MercY 
   By: trilobyte 
 Subj: my senior thesis: britney's boobs 
 Date: 08/16/99 03:17:01 

 http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/before.jpg  
 http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/after.jpg  

 ok, well, let me say something.  

 i've seen like 24 different pictures of her now. some were supposed to be 
 "before" and some were supposed to be "after."  

 let's say she's a well-sized B cup. depending on the malleability of her 
 breasts and the sort of brazierre she's wearing, she could either look like 
 an A or a C/D. 

 in the pictures where she's big'n'round, she's obviously wearing a bra that 
 simply shapes her that way. and it's obviously padded in a roundabout 
 fashion. 

 in your "before" picture, i would assume that she's either not wearing a 
 bra, or she's wearing one that gives her lots of room. so there is still 
 some mass of breast there, it's just hanging lower and therefore is flatter. 

 in the other picture, your "after" picture, she is likely wearing a bra that 
 holds her breasts up, i.e. the cup is higher on her chest, allowing the mass 
 of her breasts to stick outwards more. 

 in conclusion, i definitely don't think that she is anything more than a 
 middle-class C, and would assume that she is simply a B. i don't think that 
 she ever got implants, because her breasts simply aren't of that sort of 
 shape and/or malleability. she may have grown more since she first entered 
 the music industry, because that sort of thing happens. she may have gone 
 from a low B to a high B, or to a low C. 

 i also assume that her breasts are not very perky, and are much more on the 
 flabby side. for instance, if she stood up straight with decent posture with 
 no bra or shirt on, they would form flabby circles on her chest and would 
 not stick out more than an inch. but, if there is enough mass there, which i 
 assume there is, these breasts can be shaped into a number of different 
 forms. they can be pushed way up, like the picture of her in her bedroom -- 
 then it looks like she's just popping out of her bra. that is, basically, 
 what she is doing. there is just enough breast in her bra to not show 
 nipple, and the rest of it has been pushed out as to be visible.  

 they can lay flat, making her look not as endowed, when in fact they have 
 _mass_ but not _perk_ -- i.e. your "before" picture.  

 they can be put on a shelf-bra, i.e. your "after" picture.  

 they can be cupped with padding, i.e. the "concert" picture where they look 
 very round and firm with nipples showing. a lot of that is padding, and the 
 rest is achieved through shaping mechanisms. 

 why the malleability, you ask? being from the south, she was perhaps a bit 
 chunky as a child. this chunk helped her breasts to develop beyond what 
 their normal size would have been, due to extra fatty deposits resting 
 there. these fatty deposits are spaced apart, making her breasts less firm 
 but more sizable. to quote a song, "you can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie 
 'em in a bow, you can throw 'em over her shoulder, like a continental 
 soldier." she lost weight when she became more of a sex symbol, leaving her 
 with sizable hips, a narrow waist, and a mass of breastage.  

 so.  

 uhmm, i already said "in conclusion". i should probably go back and take 
 that out. 

 so, she ain't small, she ain't big, she is natural, she ain't perky, she 
 uses bras creatively, she has flabby mass.  

 uh-huh.  

 --trilobyte  

 (p.s. my whole life has led up to this point, when i have been able to 
 openly theorize about a girl's breasts. yeehaw)  

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