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Base: Music
Post: 68 of 236
To: MercY
By: trilobyte
Subj: my senior thesis: britney's boobs
Date: 08/16/99 03:17:01
http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/before.jpg
http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/after.jpg
ok, well, let me say something.
i've seen like 24 different pictures of her now. some were supposed to be
"before" and some were supposed to be "after."
let's say she's a well-sized B cup. depending on the malleability of her
breasts and the sort of brazierre she's wearing, she could either look like
an A or a C/D.
in the pictures where she's big'n'round, she's obviously wearing a bra that
simply shapes her that way. and it's obviously padded in a roundabout
fashion.
in your "before" picture, i would assume that she's either not wearing a
bra, or she's wearing one that gives her lots of room. so there is still
some mass of breast there, it's just hanging lower and therefore is flatter.
in the other picture, your "after" picture, she is likely wearing a bra that
holds her breasts up, i.e. the cup is higher on her chest, allowing the mass
of her breasts to stick outwards more.
in conclusion, i definitely don't think that she is anything more than a
middle-class C, and would assume that she is simply a B. i don't think that
she ever got implants, because her breasts simply aren't of that sort of
shape and/or malleability. she may have grown more since she first entered
the music industry, because that sort of thing happens. she may have gone
from a low B to a high B, or to a low C.
i also assume that her breasts are not very perky, and are much more on the
flabby side. for instance, if she stood up straight with decent posture with
no bra or shirt on, they would form flabby circles on her chest and would
not stick out more than an inch. but, if there is enough mass there, which i
assume there is, these breasts can be shaped into a number of different
forms. they can be pushed way up, like the picture of her in her bedroom --
then it looks like she's just popping out of her bra. that is, basically,
what she is doing. there is just enough breast in her bra to not show
nipple, and the rest of it has been pushed out as to be visible.
they can lay flat, making her look not as endowed, when in fact they have
_mass_ but not _perk_ -- i.e. your "before" picture.
they can be put on a shelf-bra, i.e. your "after" picture.
they can be cupped with padding, i.e. the "concert" picture where they look
very round and firm with nipples showing. a lot of that is padding, and the
rest is achieved through shaping mechanisms.
why the malleability, you ask? being from the south, she was perhaps a bit
chunky as a child. this chunk helped her breasts to develop beyond what
their normal size would have been, due to extra fatty deposits resting
there. these fatty deposits are spaced apart, making her breasts less firm
but more sizable. to quote a song, "you can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie
'em in a bow, you can throw 'em over her shoulder, like a continental
soldier." she lost weight when she became more of a sex symbol, leaving her
with sizable hips, a narrow waist, and a mass of breastage.
so.
uhmm, i already said "in conclusion". i should probably go back and take
that out.
so, she ain't small, she ain't big, she is natural, she ain't perky, she
uses bras creatively, she has flabby mass.
uh-huh.
--trilobyte
(p.s. my whole life has led up to this point, when i have been able to
openly theorize about a girl's breasts. yeehaw)
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