The Hogs of Entropy 0860

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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #860 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888              "A Testament of Attitude" 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8 
    888     888 888      888 888    "             by Big Daddy Bill 
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               9/28/99 
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 
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        You know what?  FUCK THIS CURSOR!  IT CAN BLINK AT ME ALL THE GODDAMN 
 TIME I DON'T HAVE TO TYPE SHIT!!! 

        GrrrrrraAAAAAAAHHGHGHGHAHSDFKJALSDF!~~!!@ 

        Everything is mocking me, everything hates me, everything wants me 
 dead, how I love to bitch. 

 
        I'm so seperated, man, all I know is that I don't know and shit like 
 that.  I have TWO mothafucking personalities, Mean Bill and Nice Bill.  Lets 
 hear from both. 

        MeanBill: I LOVE STOMPING ROSES AND KILLING PEOPLE 

        NiceBill: Bad. Smell roses and help people. 

        MeanBill: I LIKE THE COMPANY OF DRUG DEALAZ AND THUG KILLAS. 

        NiceBill: No-Limit?  More like No-Talent. 

        MeanBill: SUCK MY BIG 'OLE SLOPPY TESTICLES. 

        NiceBill: .. please stop.. 

        MEANBILL: KICKING SHIT IS FUNNY.  ESPECIALLY ANIMALS AND OLD PEOPLE. 

        nicebill: why does everything happen to me? 

        You see my problem?  MeanBill killlllllllllz people, and NiceBill 
 WHINES WHINES WHINES 

        You know what?  I need to take a pottery class so I can feel some 
 shit like demi moore in that fucked up movie GHOST.  But i HATE POTS.  That 
 scene is so blatantly homosexual anygoddamnway 

        Sometimes I actually wondered where *I* went wrong.  ITS YOUR FUCKING 
 FAULT.  Everyone else can type FUCK a lot in their TEE FILZ so why cant I? 
 FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 

        I am so done. 

        I don't want to be done yet, but your making me.  You've made me. 

        "I think she likes the guys in tights, though, personally" 

        SHUT THE FUCK UP.  YOU SHITBAG.  YOU BAG OF SHIT. 

        What the hell am I talking about?  Should I even publish this?  I'm 
 not even intoxicated.  Fury is a beautiful thing.  So crisp and whole and 
 hot and  

        I'm such an asshole. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!    HOE #860 - BY: BIG DADDY BILL - 9/28/99 ]