The Hogs of Entropy 0817

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #817 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888              "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8         Early cDc; I Hate My Life" 
    888     888 888      888 888    "          by Oscar Meyer Wilde III 
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               9/1/99 
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        I am such a sad turtle.  I am sad.  Sad turtle!!  I am sooo sad!!! 
 I'm the saddest turtle ever born!!! 

        I am fucking a rabbit now, everybody, isn't that wild?  I am fucking 
 the world now.  FUCK THE WORLD!  Where are the lyrics to Enter Sandman? 
 I'm a tremendous fan of emotions laced with subtle references to gay sex. 
 HYUK, HYUK!  I FUCKED A BLIND GIRL IN THE EYE!  I AM THE FLESH MAN! 

        A dark, dark moment in time... filled with MURDER!!  My right hand 
 says GENERATION-X, my left hand says TWELVE YEAR OLD EATING DOG POOP, my 
 RAGING COCK (I always refer to that) says "WHOSE MORALITY???/??1/1??". 

        I am subversive, dark, and underground.  Please tell me more about 
 hip hop.  Christmas RULES!  I totally know what you're saying.  I totally 
 identity with the main character of your story.  I am you, man.  U-N-I-T-Y! 
 ("Who you callin' a bitch?").  BILLY, BILLY.  I AM CALLING YOU FROM TEXAS. 
 I READ THIS CRAZY TEXT FILE ABOUT KIDS KILLING THEMSELVES.  IT'S TOTALLY 
 FUCKED UP, MAN.  READ IT!! 

        Wish your vibe was still real... I find a great deal of humor in the 
 number zero.  What are we becoming?  Maybe I should run for president! 
 Sometimes I like to read about technical information, other times I like 
 to read about the awful truth.  I mean that as a compliment. 

        And how awful it is.  How are you doing, Reid Fleming, my dearest 
 friend?  I feel so incredibly close to you.  Same with you, CARRIE CAROLYN. 
 The blackness of your putang would swallow me whole.  I mean that as a 
 compliment.  Please treat us to another precious 13 years of your glorious 
 text files, you fat bastards.  I mean that as a compliment. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!     HOE #817 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 9/1/99 ]