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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #782
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888 888 888 888 888 "HuNNiE's HoT SpOt"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Laja Ajna
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/12/99
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So, the other day I was wandering the open space of the ol' WWW,
looking for some new exciting knowledge, or maybe entertainment. What I
stumbled upon was so magnificent that my very words do not do it justice:
HuNNiE's HoT SpOt.
It has been said that there is nothing wonderful to be seen on the
web; well, my dear readers, this is no longer true, for there exists
HuNNiE418 and she has a web page! The awe-inspiring beauty of her words
makes my heart flutter and my head light with wonderment. It has been said
of Theodore Sturgeon that "his very words can squeeze your heart until your
life aches".. Obviously Harlan Ellison did not know what he was talking
about and must have been ignorant to the prose of HuNNiE418; poor soul.
But, I feel enlightened by her wisdom as I reread the text of her
page when I am sad, when I wake up in the morning, when I rejoice, and in
times of despair. It fills me the inspiration I need to live my life.
Hunnie is not only a role-model for me, but I rever her as a goddess. She
has delivered unto me a holy 5 commandments. I recite them daily, and form
my goals around them:
5. i Am cUTe
There is no cute one but the one cute HuNNiE.
4. iM mE iF u SeE Me oN....i LoooovE tO ChAt :)*~
Add HuNNiE418 to your AOL Buddy list.
3. JusT cHill
Ah, simple wisdom.
2. Get HomE aRouNd 1 aM
The life of HuNNiE must be the life of night owl.
1. ....~*~*~FLIRT!!~*~*~......
Someday, I hope to be a recognized by the goddess herself, for my
good work as a missionary. I will know that heaven will have descended upon
me, and on one of my many visits to the page, I see "Laja Ajna" listed as
one of the legendary shoutouts.
Don't take my word on all this, though, dear reader. See and
experience the magic for yourself;
http://hometown.aol.com/hunnie418/myhomepage/index.html
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #762 - WRITTEN BY: LAJA AJNA - 8/12/99 ]
