The Hogs of Entropy 0782

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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    888     888 888      888 888                 "HuNNiE's HoT SpOt" 
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    888     888 888      888 888    "               by Laja Ajna 
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        So, the other day I was wandering the open space of the ol' WWW, 
 looking for some new exciting knowledge, or maybe entertainment.  What I 
 stumbled upon was so magnificent that my very words do not do it justice: 

        HuNNiE's HoT SpOt. 

        It has been said that there is nothing wonderful to be seen on the 
 web; well, my dear readers, this is no longer true, for there exists 
 HuNNiE418 and she has a web page!  The awe-inspiring beauty of her words 
 makes my heart flutter and my head light with wonderment.  It has been said 
 of Theodore Sturgeon that "his very words can squeeze your heart until your 
 life aches"..  Obviously Harlan Ellison did not know what he was talking 
 about and must have been ignorant to the prose of HuNNiE418; poor soul. 

        But, I feel enlightened by her wisdom as I reread the text of her 
 page when I am sad, when I wake up in the morning, when I rejoice, and in 
 times of despair. It fills me the inspiration I need to live my life. 
 Hunnie is not only a role-model for me, but I rever her as a goddess.  She 
 has delivered unto me a holy 5 commandments.  I recite them daily, and form 
 my goals around them: 

        5.  i Am cUTe  

        There is no cute one but the one cute HuNNiE. 

        4.  iM mE iF u SeE Me oN....i LoooovE tO ChAt :)*~ 

        Add HuNNiE418 to your AOL Buddy list. 

        3.  JusT cHill 

        Ah, simple wisdom. 

        2.  Get HomE aRouNd 1 aM 

        The life of HuNNiE must be the life of night owl. 

        1.  ....~*~*~FLIRT!!~*~*~...... 
     
        Someday, I hope to be a recognized by the goddess herself, for my 
 good work as a missionary.  I will know that heaven will have descended upon 
 me, and on one of my many visits to the page, I see "Laja Ajna" listed as 
 one of the legendary shoutouts. 

        Don't take my word on all this, though, dear reader.  See and 
 experience the magic for yourself; 
 http://hometown.aol.com/hunnie418/myhomepage/index.html 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #762 - WRITTEN BY: LAJA AJNA - 8/12/99 ]