The Hogs of Entropy 0787

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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #787 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8     "My Philosophical Quest for 
    888     888 888      888 888              True Happiness Continues" 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8 
    888     888 888      888 888    "          by Oscar Meyer Wilde III 
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        I always thought crank calls and "the jerky boys" were incredibly 
 boring and immature, until I made my own crank call just now. 

                        <CALLING DUNKIN DONUTS> 

 Woman: Dunkin' Donuts, Hello? 
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Woman: Excuse me? Hello? 
    Me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!! 
 Woman: Dunkin' Donuts! 
    Me: Oh.  Hi. 
 Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts. 
    Me: No... 
 Woman: Hello? 
    Me: No...... 
 Woman: Hello? 
    Me: Who are you?  What's going on? 
 Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts. 
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Woman: <click> 

        WASN'T THAT TOTALLY HILARIOUS??? Ahahaha if you liked that check 
 out this next call! 

                        <CALLING BURGER KING> 

 Guy: Burger King at 40th and Walnut Street, how can I help you? 
  Me: Do youuuu... 
 Guy: Excuse me? 
  Me: Do youuuu......... 
 Guy: Do I what? 
  Me: Do you HAVE ANY BURGERS???  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Guy: Why, yes we do.  This is Burger King. 
  Me: Do youuu.....  
 Guy: YES? 
  Me: Do youuuuuuuuu.....  
 Guy: YES? WHAT? 
  Me: Do youuuuuuuuu... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! 
 Guy: <click> 

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!    HOE #787 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 8/12/99 ]