The Hogs of Entropy 0756

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The Hogs of Entropy

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 #ezines caitlin AnonGirl miasma tashy `six` kniht @stiks @Uberfizz teerts 
 @neko @anjee @SnuffyXI @rattle @kyusaku @GrayWolf @Mogel @sin-apps @beaner 
 @trilobyte @Jamesy @AIDS 
 #ezines End of /NAMES list. 

 <anjee> Yeah, too bad Mogel died 
 <trilobyte> it's no real loss-- I can emulate mogel perfectly by putting a 
             mogel pack into my gameboy, then attaching the super gameboy, 
             then putting the whole thing into the super-NES and using the 
             video-out to have him talk on IRC once again. watch! 
 <Jamesy> this should be rather impressive...Still, I get the feeling that 
          without the real-life Mogel, I'll have no one to play off of. 
 *** m0g-sim (trilo@sgb.infosaurus.com) has joined #ezines 
 <m0g-sim> hello all! I am a perfect m0gel simulation! 
 <caitlin> hi mogel! 
 <m0g-sim> Hello! I am Jewish! 
 <anjee> no you aren't. 
 <m0g-sim> sorry! 
 <trilobyte> hmmm... 
 <Jamesy> I can't tell the difference!  

 (Meanwhile, in #teen-slutz) 
 <metalchic> yeah, it's sort of sad that mogel is dead. but wasn't he like, 
             Buddhist or something? what an idiot. oh, and art is way cuter. 
 <free-pr0n> FREE XXX GOAT Pr0N, www.voicenet.com/~poupey 

 (Back in #ezines !) 
 <m0g-sim> yes, for ITIC#2 trilobyte is going to completely robotosize me 
           using the NES robot 
 <anjee> you should be more sociable 
 <tashy> ... 
 <tashy> has anyone seen aster lately? 
 <m0g-sim> she dissapeared! sorry! 
 <tashy> oh. 
 <m0g-sim> I love you! 
 *** aster (aster@secret.lair.com) has joined #ezines 
 <aster> so, I heard mogel died. 
 * aster dances madly 
 <aster> my pet flower died once! 
 <m0g-sim> The person I'm copying may be dead, but the m0g-bot lives on! 
 <Jamesy> How did you hear about mogel dying anyway, aster? When have you been on? 
 <aster> well, you see... 
 <aster> lets just say a little bird told me. 
 *** aster has quit IRC (the daisys aren't in my minD! LaLAla!) 
 <Jamesy> curioser and curioser... 
 <AIDS> shut up Jamesy. 

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        A dark room with a single computer and two chairs, one with a girl 
 about 15 years of age tied to it and gagged, the other with a 30'ish, 
 mustachio'd man sitting.  There is a single noise in the room: the man's 
 manic laughter.  As the man settles down and picks up a phone, the girl 
 screams.  The gag completely muffles it.  The monitor on the computer reads: 
 *** Disconnected.  The girl screams again. 

 To be continued in Part 6... Retribution or Death? 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!     HOE #756 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 7/24/99 ]