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The Hogs of Entropy 0761
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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #761
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Box!"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Devon
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/28/99
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A cardboard box u say? why yes I do say, and what a lovely box it
is! a box is a better way to go don't ya know eh! Well whats the point of
the almighty box, you're probably wondering. well losers wouldn't use a
couch cuz hey thats too good for us. a box is the only fitting thing!
once apon a midnight dreary, I (Devon the almighty) happened to
stumble across something that took my breath away. what was it u ask?
it... it.... it.... was a......... CARDBOARD BOX!!!!!! a box which the
likes i've never seen (and i've seen alot let me tell you!) before then or
since then. I was dumbfounded. I couldn't speak, I was shakin (I was cold,
it was misty out). it was amazing! I had never seem a box so so so nifty
be4!
I thought it must be a cop sting (cuz lots of boxes had gone missing
the past few weeks they say it might be the mob) so I walked around looking
at the box in awe of its nifftyness. I looked high I looked low I saw no
flat feet anywhere, so I slowly bent down and picked up the niffty box and
ran like the dickens to get it home, cuz it had started to rain. I finally
got it home save and sound BUT!!!
but but but what u ask? well my smelly lil friend I am about to
tell you! I got it home and to my shock and disbelief it had gotten a lil
wet! well I freaked running around like a chicken with its head cut off!
well finally I had a plan: the hairdryer! ahhh yes u say y didn't u think
of that? well cuz your a loser like myself! but any who I set to work
trying to dry off the box, and finally after many many minutes it was dry.
thank god, your probaly sayin to your self. well I said it to myself too!
Well with the box safe and dry, it was time to P-A-R-T-Y cuz hey its
not everyday u come across a box of such nifftyness! So I called up the
gang, ya know, jughead, betty, the bee, Ronnie, ya know, the gang, and they
were dumbfounded by the box! I couldn't blame them cuz I was too.
so after a few hours of people fondling the box, Archie showed up
with a few kegs of beer! well we started to party and boy did we ever
party! Archie got very drunk and took betty in the back to, ya know, get it
on, and Ronnie was not a happy camper as u can imagine! but she saw the
bee! so he was fat, but hey, she was horny so ya know it happened!
but any who what is the point of the box? well nothing really, its
just there for u to sit in play in and, ya know, do like, ya know, stuff!
well theres the niffty box, I know you all love it! u must for the good of
man-kind u must! soon my loyal followers, the box will be revealed for all
to see, but only a few to touch or use! but I (your almighty leader Devon)
must go and keep the box safe from all evil doers who wish to take my box
from me!
good bye and I hate you all!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #761 - WRITTEN BY: DEVON - 7/28/99 ]
