The Hogs of Entropy 0682

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #682 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888          "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit" 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8 
    888     888 888      888 888    "                by Mr A Jim 
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               6/14/99 
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 
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        Well, it's too late.  If you've ever considered saving the world, 
 don't bother.  I've divined this through the magic of AoL Instant Messenger 
 and the apparently random chat invitations that it deals out.  And no, it 
 hasn't always been like this.  Have you ever gotten a _depressing_ prank 
 phone call? 

        At least the average AoL user keeps up on current events. 

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        You have just entered room "fudge jeff Chat44." 

    MandyA2: So wanna wear my underwear fudge ? Its clean , i 
             washed it a week ago , its gotta be . 
 fudge jeff: oh hi 
    MandyA2: hey 
   Mr A Jim: sup... 
   Mr A Jim: why was i invited again? 
    MandyA2: cause your bi 
   Mr A Jim: um 
 fudge jeff: [pastes in the contents of my profile, some lyrics 
             by 12Rods.  if you want it, look it up on AIM.] 
   Mr A Jim: yeah, they're a good band 
    MandyA2: yeah 
 fudge jeff: i like um too 
   Mr A Jim: but i'm not, actually 
    MandyA2: ok 
    MandyA2: thats cool 
 fudge jeff: there one of my favorites 
   Mr A Jim: yeah cool 
   Mr A Jim: how'd you find me? 
    MandyA2: i screw beavers 
 fudge jeff: hey do you have kids 
   Mr A Jim: strike 2 
    MandyA2: um ok 
   Mr A Jim: so 
 fudge jeff: i had a kid but he got his peter stuck in the hose 
             so we had to cut it off asnd he bled to deatgh 
    MandyA2: I LOVE TO WACK OFF 
 fudge jeff: do you wack beavers jim 
   Mr A Jim: you do know that you're the reason society is in the 
             proverbial toilet, right? 
    MandyA2: I LIVE IN CHINA 
 fudge jeff: i live in china with her we are lovbe machines 
 fudge jeff: hired by bill clinton 
    MandyA2: oh baby 
 fudge jeff: oh baby baby 
    MandyA2: oh baby baby baby 
 fudge jeff: give it to me baby uh huh uh huh 
    MandyA2: OK 
   Mr A Jim: you might want to go find some dumb horny AoL teenagers 
             to fuck with. 
 fudge jeff: alrighty then 
    MandyA2: ok 
 fudge jeff: ok 
    MandyA2: bye! 
 fudge jeff: sounds good to me 
   Mr A Jim: bye you krazy kids! 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!  HOE #682 - WRITTEN BY: MR A JIM - 6/14/99 ]