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The Hogs of Entropy 0666
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888 888 888 888 888 "Fifty-Nine Different Ways
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 To Say Vagina"
888 888 888 888 888 " by Styx
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/31/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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My job is hard.
To celebrate this, my two bosses and I came up with a game to make it
harder; for one whole month, each of us would have to come up with one word
for "vagina." It went from April 20th, 1999 - May 20th, 1999. Of course,
it should've amounted to ninety-three synonyms, but Jordan and Ray just
couldn't hold up to their end of the bargain because they go fishing a lot
and it makes them stupid.
This is the culmination of our month's work.
For those who don't know me, I'm Matt.
Show this to your girlfriend.
04-20-99 : Matt - Cunt
Ray - Pussy
Jordan - Snapper
04-21-99 : Matt - Twat
Ray - Box
Jordan - Hairpie
04-22-99 : Matt - Slot
Ray - The "V"
Jordan - Love Box
04-23-99 : Matt - Love Canal
Ray - Moist Spot
Jordan - Hole
04-24-99 : Matt - Clam
Ray - Cherry
Jordan - Punnani
04-25-99 : Matt - Quim
Ray - The Drapes
Jordan - V-Box
04-26-99 : Matt - Muff
Ray - Pustada
Jordan - Cooze
04-27-99 : Matt - Putang
Ray - Love Slit
Jordan - Recepticle
04-28-99 : Matt - Cockpit
Ray - Well
Jordan - Beaver
04-29-99 : Matt - Cooch
Ray - Gash
Jordan - Cooter
04-30-99 : Matt - Flower
Ray - Bearded Clam
Jordan - Snatch
05-01-99 : Matt - Velvet Glove
Ray - Shaft
Jordan -
05-02-99 : Matt - Humpwrinkle
Ray - Wet Sleeve
Jordan -
05-03-99 : Matt - Lips
Ray - Kitty Cat
Jordan -
05-04-99 : Matt - Fishtunnel
Ray - Love Nest
Jordan -
05-05-99 : Matt - Slit
Ray - Cum Catcher
Jordan -
05-06-99 : Matt - Slop Spot
Ray - Trim
Jordan -
05-07-99 : Matt - Heat Cavern
Ray -
Jordan -
05-08-99 : Matt - Mothership
Ray -
Jordan -
05-09-99 : Matt - Saltlick
Ray -
Jordan -
05-10-99 : Matt - Creampuff
Ray -
Jordan -
05-11-99 : Matt - Unit Clamp
Ray -
Jordan -
05-12-99 : Matt - Flaps
Ray -
Jordan -
05-13-99 : Matt - Cocksocket
Ray -
Jordan -
05-14-99 : Matt - Camel Toe
Ray -
Jordan -
05-15-99 : Matt - Naughty Bits
Ray -
Jordan -
05-16-99 : Matt - Crotch
Ray -
Jordan -
05-17-99 : Matt - Special No-No Spot
Ray -
Jordan -
05-18-99 : Matt - Goo Chute
Ray -
Jordan -
05-19-99 : Matt - Slime Slide
Ray -
Jordan -
05-20-99 : Matt - The Perfect Place To Put Your Boner
Ray -
Jordan -
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #666 - WRITTEN BY: STYX - 5/31/99 ]
