The Hogs of Entropy 0654

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #654 
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    888     888 888      888 888           "Ode to My High School Friends" 
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    888     888 888      888 888    "                  by Effy 
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        I feel compelled to tell you all how full of hatred I am today.  This 
 hatred burns me like a pyromaniac's dream.  This bitterness disgusts me as 
 if I were devouring live roaches.  I could point my finger at you.  Yes, 
 you.  BOTH of you.  You have the audacity to insult us, and lo and behold, 
 you're too chicken shit to do it when either of us is around.  Talk about 
 gradeschool regression. 

       One of you, the short, brunette slut...all you do is sit there in your 
 own pathetic world, reminiscing about your drunken weekend with your greasy 
 junk-yard sot of a boyfriend who bore your child but wants nothing to do 
 with either of you anymore.  You giggle and laugh about how you threw toilet 
 paper at your co-workers (you talk about it for three days).  You're just a 
 sex-obsessed whore who complains when she doesn't get laid for a week.  You 
 want our sympathy because you got knocked up, but you were the one not using 
 any fucking protection you fiendish slut.  You're the only slut I know whose 
 cunt is bigger than her bullshitting mouth.  Go back to your poor excuse for 
 an existence. 

        The other of you, the corpulent, bitchy blonde.  You're such a 
 disgusting pile of shit.  I hate your guts too much to want to rip them out. 
 The only life you have is drinking beer and sucking dick to get more beer. 
 I shudder to know how much dick you've sucked, you cocksmoker.  You look 
 down on everyone from atop your throne of rolling flesh.  I hate looking at 
 you because your nose is so far in the air I can see the lice crawling in 
 your nose hairs.  You think you're better than all of us. But you're lower 
 than the fucking cum stains in the cracks of your mouth.  Eat shit and die. 
 Go back to sucking dick. 

        I have a fantasy to end all this.  How I want to steal my dad's 
 shotgun and hold it against your shit-filled brain and make you beg for 
 mercy.  I wouldn't shoot you.  I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of 
 death.  I'd shove that gun so far up your ass you'd be shitting bullets for 
 a month. 

        And YOU couldn't get ass-fucked by your grease-stained pimp anymore. 

        And YOU couldn't suck dick without biting the cock off every time you 
 farted. 

        Excuse me now, I have to go write my Salutatorian speech for 
 graduation. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!      HOE #654 - WRITTEN BY: EFFY - 5/22/99 ]