The Hogs of Entropy 0633

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The Hogs of Entropy

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        I suck a whole lot.  Sometimes it's on a straw.  Other times, it's 
 on a lollipop.  If i'm feeling randy and naughty, I'll suck a popsicle.  If 
 there's a naked man standing around, I just might suck his hard wooden 
 shaft. 

        Ooooh yeah.  I suck a whole bunch of DICKS.  SLURP SLURP SLURP! 

        I just can't seem to get enough of that penis sucking.  All I do all 
 day long, if I'm not milking clean a juicy cock, you bet I'm dreaming about 
 it.  Suck suck suck, that's all I seem to ever do. 

        Why, I might even suck yours, too. 

        So you better watch out and tuck your Mr. Winkies far away, because 
 I suck.  I suck a whoooooole lot, and sometimes I get a little out of 
 control and suck right through denim.  It's just that crazy.  Zany.  A 
 little bit wacky. 

        I'm a wacky girl.  Wackity wack wack wacky, wackydee. 

        And someday, I just have this ferocious dream of sucking out of a 
 gigantic straw, just like, the biggest straw in the world.  This straw 
 could also be a penis.  I'm just not sure.  But I'm gonna suck it, I do 
 nothing better, I'm telling you buddy. 

        Sometimes I get people yelling at me to stop sucking, cuz you know, 
 it was like an hour and I just couldn't stop sucking, it's like my mouth 
 was out of control, it was on FIRE BABY and nothing could control the 
 intense vacuum from within.  It was a suckathon in my own little happy 
 smiley mouth.  I don't even remember what I was sucking.  I think it was a 
 vanilla milkshake.  I swear, vanilla milkshakes are the ultimate in 
 sucking, especially the ones from Burger King that have no flavor.  They 
 just taste like White.  White nothing.  White milky frozen mix. 

        But that was kind of a tangent.  Well not really, because I was 
 still carrying on about the whole sucking thing, and that's the intent of 
 this little tirade, to talk about how much I suck.  And how much I like 
 sucking. 

        However, this whole suck thing is getting rather repetitive.  Maybe 
 I should just describe precisely how I suck.  Yes. 

        First, I wrap my juicy red lips around the suckable object.  If this 
 object is too large for me to wrap my lips around, then I will succumb and 
 not suck on it.  Of course, this would then qualify it as being 
 non-suckable, and not in this category anyway, so it should completely be 
 omitted from the description herein. 

        Second, I create a pressure difference so that the 
 air/plastic/skin/what not is driven intensely close to the 
 skin/tongue/saliva/what not inside my mouth.  The difference in pressure 
 actually pushes, since I was once informed repeatedly that nothing sucks, 
 it simply pushes.  But that's certainly neither here nor there, brings back 
 horrible teenage traumatic memories, and pisses me off a whole lot. 

        Third, I complete the entire sucking process, although I don't 
 really think that's a step at all, I just tossed that in there because 
 otherwise it would say first and second and just look altogether lame 
 without a third. 

        And ta-da, I suck.  And I don't even need five dollars.  Don't know 
 why those vietnamese hookers do. 

        But anyways, it's really fun.  I still am not quite sure why but 
 sucking gives me intense pleasure.  Sometimes I will gaze longingly at a 
 soda straw and dream about the happiness I achieve while sucking.  I will 
 suck a milkshake until I have blower's cramp. 

        Wait a minute, why do they call it blower's cramp, I mean crimini I 
 wasn't blowing, I was sucking.  I don't care how you twist it, any way 
 shape or form, but that's not blowing.  Why are things so stupid like that. 
 Like, why is it that when it's kind of nippy outside, people say it's 
 "chilly" but "chili" and "Chile" are two very hot things?  That makes no 
 sense and rather annoys me much. 

        All I really want is to suck in peace and quiet.  And smile and do 
 that thing I do, all happy and suckfilled and smiling.  I just wish I 
 didn't suck so much. 

        Sigh.  Slurp. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #633 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 5/11/99 ]