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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #637
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
888 888 888 888 888 "Memories Fuck Up My Shit"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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For years, I have been in the habit of, every six months or so,
looking through all of my old screen captures from IRC and my BBS, and
enjoying them heartily. Now, clearly, there is no good reason why no-one
else should be able to enjoy the incredible fun I get from looking over the
horrible, horrible things I considered to be enjoyable from 1994 to 1997 or
something like that. Thus, I have collected a few of the least possibly
interesting things from my library of captures for all of you to look at
and not give a damn about.
___
*** Here is Mogel's validation e-mail to my BBS, good god, over three
--- years ago.
HI D00d!@#!@!# GIMME AX1Z!@#!@
Mogel #405 @666
Tue Feb 13 17:21:31 1996
Regarding: Validation Feedback (61050 slots left)
YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING GRACED WITH SOMETHING EL33T.
FOR I AM THE G0D-LIKE MOGEL, WHICH YOU HAVE EVEN MET (!@!#!@), & NOW I
AM HERE CALLING YOUR BOARD, FROM ALL THE WONDERFUL PRAISING IT HAS GOTTEN
FROM MY DTO H0MIE MURMUR.
SO HERE I AM. I BET THAT THE FEEDBACK YOU USUALLY GET IS QUITE THE
HORRID TYPE OF FEEDBACK, EH? LIKE "HI. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! ASK
ME QUESTIONS. TEEHEE." WELL, NOT FOR ME, BABYCAKES.
NO, TYPING IN CAPS IS NOT ANNOYING. HA HA!
SO, HERE I AM. YEP. HEY, WHAT'S NEW? SO, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?
I'VE BEEN THROUGH A T0N OF COMPUTER PHASES & THE LIKE, & I'VE BEEN
AROUND THIS WHOLE JAMMY "SCENE" FOR SOME SIX YEARS NOW. SPOOKY, HUH? I'M
FORMALLY AN EVIL HACKER, BUT NOW I'M JUST A E'ZINE GEEKSTER. YEPYEP.
SO, HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
I RUN DTO & I WRITE A BUNCHA CRAP & I RUN A K-RAD BOARD & I TRY TO MACK
GIRLIES & I TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN MAKE SOME NEAT FILMS, BUT ALL
THAT IS NULL & VOID 'CAUSE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, I'M ON TOP OF THE
WORLD. LET'S HOT CHAT, Q-BABY.
HEY, IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY WITTY & RANDOM WILL I GET TO GO INTO YOUR
FUNNY-ASS QUOTES FILE?
___
*** Quarex sends a .jpg of his friend Laura to Noisebox, a guy who
--- released two CDs on (I think) Astralwerks records in the '94-96
period.
<NoiseBox> this it?
<Quarex> jeah
* NoiseBox is away - checkin' out pix
*** Quarex has left channel #oldwarez
* NoiseBox is BACK
<NoiseBox> send the girl.
___
*** Quarex (x8nDap0Bf, aka Zaytendapp Obeyeff) develops his gift of
--- making words out of random characters.
*** a is now known as jLeZsuSnr
<jLeZsuSnr> yeah!
<x8nDap0Bf> what's up, Jaylez Sussner?
*** Charlatan is now known as rGjUTk2vg
<jLeZsuSnr> we all rule!
<x8nDap0Bf> Heya Rug-Jut Kaytoo Vug?
<Blackwolf> lev: Hehehe cool.
<epeius> How childish
*** ho8YnTIdx is now known as qh1nO8LT0
<PeriSoft> HAHA
<x8nDap0Bf> how's it hangin, Quione Noight Leetoh?
<PeriSoft> HHAHAHAHAHA
*** fwN8rNcG8 is now known as msLSmx2jN
<msLSMx2jN> hmm
<x8nDap0Bf> werd to your mother, Miss Lism Extoojun
___
*** Here, in another classical display of Quarex's stupidity, we see
--- Quarex beginning to go absolutely nuts after one of his all-time
favorite mod writers appears on irc and subsequently inexplicably
knights him.
* U4ia knights Quarex
<Quarex> he's only THE BEST [subject: U4ia]
<U4ia> arise sir quarex
<U4ia> =8*)
<Quarex> !!!
<Quarex> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#*$&!#*
___
*** Quarex explains to god knows who about his one shitty love experience
--- in the most whining and lame way possible. Incidentally, this is the
girl that Noisebox told me to send to him.
<Quarex> It was sometime during 8th grade, dunno exactly when (1st half of
the year, was in Korea 2nd half basically). . I would just wander
the hallways with no real goal or knowing where the hell I was
going. .
<Quarex> and of all the people I saw, none of them stuck out except people
I knew. None of them, that is, except.. HER.
<Quarex> I don't know *WHY* I noticed her. . I didn't find her terribly
attractive then (her hair was fucked, braces, etc.), and she
certainly didn't have any outstanding characteristics, but god
dammit, I ALWAYS saw her, and she stuck in my head.
<Quarex> When I came back for 9th grade, I would see her in the halls
again. . then, after 1st semester, I guess one of us changed a
class or something and I didn't really see her after that.
<Quarex> I basically totally forgot about her until halfway through 10th
grade, when casting for SOS. I probably saw her at the auditions
but didn't pay attention. . then, when we had our first practice,
it suddenly hit me. . "hey wait a second, that's HER!"
<Quarex> and basically, I thought it was pretty funny that she had become
cool (ie non-preppy) and actually approachable. . then after that,
I didn't really see her again until this year, and since we
basically see each other every hour, we kinda ended up getting to
know each other really quickly, and the rest is basically publicly
known.
Yes, publicly known. Quarex meets girl, Quarex hits on girl, girl
vomits at the sight of Quarex.
___
*** PoToKiTTy explains Murmur's feelings about Barb to Quarex in late '97
---
*PoTo!kallista@dto.net* He thinks Barb's too cold. Said so himself.
-> *PoTo* Hmm. I figured he certainly liked Barb. I figured they would
get together, now maybe it will not happen.
I see that Barb being too cold did not stop them from dating
forever.
___
*** Now, make no mistake, I do like Hrothgar. But I just recently found
--- this old-ass log that proves what a dumb fuck he really can be.
<Hrothgar> Yer dumb
<murmur> i'm not the one whose favorite movie is a CARTOON
<shady^> erik, don't even try :)
<shady^> wooohoo hahaha
<murmur> i'm not the one who WEARS SANDALS
<Hrothgar> Yes, instead you are the one who's favorite music is INDIE ROCK.
That is all I have to say
* murmur jabs Hrothgar with the Penguin's umbrella
<shady^> this coming from mr. MANOWAR
<murmur> erik, did drew write that for you?
<shady^> hahaha
<Hrothgar> No, Murmur.. I do have a brain of my own
<shady^> "for the glory of GER MA NEEEEEEE"
<Hrothgar> And Manowar has STYLE. Indie Rock is just shit
<murmur> WHY DON'T YOU USE IT??#?
<shady^> wow erik, you sure fooled us. :)
<murmur> erik
<murmur> at least drew has listened to it
<shady^> hahahahaha
<murmur> you haven't even listened to it to know you don't like it
<shady^> style hahaha
* murmur tickles Hrothgar's chin
<shady^> awww.
<Hrothgar> And how do you know that I haven't listened to it, Murmur?
<shady^> erik's insulting us, how cute!
<murmur> because, erik
<murmur> because.
<Hrothgar> RJ. when you lose 100 pounds, and stop being ugly as fuck, and
stop being depressed about anything.. then you can make fun of
me. Until then, just stop trying.
<shady^> awwWW!@
<murmur> that's _brilliant_, erik-poo
<shady^> you're getting cuter and cuter, erik :)
<murmur> erik
<murmur> you look like a failed extra from Full House
<shady^> when you develop a personality that doesn't come in a can, then
i'll take you seriously :)
That is really about it.
It really is.
I never said you would enjoy this file. Now, the story I wrote in
1992, though (HOE #609), THAT is fucking classic. Go read that.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #637 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 5/11/99 ]
