The Hogs of Entropy 0607

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #607 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888          "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8       Isn't: A Realization From Your 
    888     888 888      888 888    "         Average, Bored Modem Chick" 
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o 
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8          by Anjee [5/6/99] 
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	I am very aware that there is an extremely extended list of people 
 that are not worthy of existing.  HOE lately has made this quite clear. 
 Although I hardly understand why everybody is writing about killing 
 people -- Granted the fact that murder is illegal, so it's better to act 
 it out in a t-file rather than dealing with your psychotic possessed 
 friend who constantly rambles about killing some Tim boy.  But that still 
 is not a valid reason. 

	I wish to inform you, dear co-HOE-workers, that killing (or writing 
 about killing) someone is the easy way out!  My suggestion is that you 
 should leak embarrassing information about them in the 'zine scene until 
 they get so depressed and ashamed of themselves that they end up killing 
 themselves, thus sparing you the jail time and mental health care.  Revenge 
 is sweet, homocide is not. 

        I suppose that some people are like me and have a hard time making 
 fun of people using the all-time creativity and wit tools (Ref: HOE #280), 
 but at least you may get credit for trying.  Apparently the fact that I 
 dated the boy described in HOE #280 made it seem a little funnier. 
 Apparently.  anyways. 

	There is really no point to this t-file, I don't care if you write 
 about murder or even if you've actually murdered.  The real point of this 
 t-file is to assure myself that I am still very capable of dumping crap 
 into a .txt, somehow managing to get it posted on HOE, coming off looking 
 like a retarded no-life modem girl and totally disrupting your new HOES 
 reading.  It makes my day to know that I made yours just that much 
 shittier.  I realized that I've sounded like an idiot throughout this 
 measely file, but that is just something I'm willing to accept.  Good Day. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!      HOE #607 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 5/6/99 ]