The Hogs of Entropy 0622

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

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        My friends and I have a new hobby.  We steal pamphelets from the 
 hallway display in our dorm, and send them to celebrities.  It started off 
 with just skinny actresses and eating disorder pamphelets, but lately we've 
 been branching out.  Here's the list of who we've sent what to, so you can 
 share in the fun. 

        Callista Flockhart      Eating Disorders: What you should know 

	Jennifer Love Hewitt 	Anorexia and Bulemia 

	Neve Cambell		Eating Disorders: What you should know 

	Sara Michelle Geller	Eating Disorders: What you should know 

        Liv Tyler               Anorexia and Bulemia 

	Cameron Diaz		Restrictive Eating 

	Kathy Ireland		Restrictive Eating 

	Blues Travelor		Marijuana 

	Hanson			Women's Health: What's Normal, What's Not 

        We still need to decide who gets many other fine pamphelets, 
 including Getting What You Want from Body Art, and Cocaine.  We're thinking 
 of sending Courtney Love one on heroin, but we're afraid she'll track us 
 down and kill us. 

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