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888 888 888 888 888 "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 LOVES A FACE CARD!!!!!!!"
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o by Uberfizzgig [4/14/99]
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Here they are! The long awaited, much anticipated rules for the
great game of FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!!!!!
The Deck: Get two decks of cards. Make them into Euchre decks, but
also include 2's. That means keep all cards that are 2, 9, 10, Jack,
Queen, King, or Ace and put the rest aside. You'll also need to put in
four Jokers. This is the deck for a four player game. If you want a large
game, with more than four players, add another deck just like this one for
every two additional players.
The Object: You try to get the best hand of face cards you can.
Each hand is worth a certain number of points, the lower the better, and
once you reach 500 points, you're out. The game continues until only one
person remains. That person is what's called The Winner to use a technical
term.
The Deal: Each player gets four cards. The rest are placed in the
middle as the Draw Pile.
The Draw: On the first time around, you draw three cards and
discard one. One the next round you draw one card and discard three. This
means your hand will alternate from 4 to 6 to 4 every other round. When
drawing, you can pick from the draw pile, the discard pile, or from both
when drawing three cards.
The Play: When you think you have a good hand of face cards (and it
must be all face cards) you call "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A
FACE CARD!!!!" after you discard. This marks the final round and is the
equilivent of "knocking" in other card games (Excluding Magic: The
Gathering). When this last round gets back to you, you shout "FACE CARD,
FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!!" once again and slam your cards
down on the table. Then all points are totaled.
The Face Card?: The cards are divided into 4-card hands and 6-card
hands to correspond to how many cards you'll have in your hand at the end
of a turn. The cards are noted as: K=King, Q=Queen, J=Jack, A=Ace, F=Any
Face Card, X=Any Non-Face Card, ff = Two of the Same Face Card,
xxxx = Four of the same Non-Face Cards, j=Joker, and 2=2.
The Ace is not a Face Card, it is only an Ace. Jokers are Jokers,
not wild. Most decks picture the Joker with a face, and therefore it
counts as a Face Card. If your deck has Jokers without any discernable
face, then they count as Non-Face Cards. Some decks are made by Disney and
all the cards will have a face on them. Obviously in desks such as these,
ALL cards count as Face Cards, so hands that need Non-Face Cards in them
just don't exist when playing with these decks. Jokers and Aces are used
in Special Hands that will be described seperately.
The Rank: Point values, rank, and names for the hands are as
follows:
4-Card Hands:
KKKK The Birth of Christ 1pt
QQQQ Lesbian Avengers 3pts
JJJJ The Four Horsemen 5pts
KKKF My Three Sons 10pts
QQQF Charlie's Angels 12pts
JJJF Three Musketeers 15pts
KKKX The Axis Powers 20pts
QQQX Feminist Majority 25pts
JJJX Three Stooges 30pts
xxxx Order (4 of a kind) 40pts
---- nothin' 50pts
4-Card Special Hands:
K222 Ides of March Assign 20pts to 2 people or 40pts to one.
Q222 French Revolution Assign 30pts to one person.
J222 Waterloo Assign 20pts to one person.
jjjF Traveling Circus The person with this calls left or right.
Everyone else passes their cards to the
person on that side. (The one with
Traveling Circus does not pass their
cards and is skipped over when passing
right or left). People then get the
points of the new cards they hold.
6-Card Hands:
KKKKKK Feudalism -70pts
QQQQQQ Ladie's Night -68pts
JJJJJJ Reservoir Dogs -65pts
KKKKKX The LA Kings -40pts
QQQQQX Spice Girls -38pts
JJJJJX The Fifth Beatle -35pts
KKKKff Imperial Senate -20pts
QQQQff Tupperwear Party -15pts
JJJJff Illegal Aliens -10pts
KKKQQQ The Brady Kids -1pt
KKKJJJ Father and Son's 0pts
QQQJJJ Junior High 1pt
KKQQJJ Block Party 10pts
------ Nothin' 50pts
No Pattern Chaos 40pts
6-Card Special Hands
KK22AA The Flood Assign 20pts to 3 people or mix/match.
QQ22AA The Titanic Assign 25pts to 2 people or one twice.
JJ22AA The Hindenburg Assign 40pts to one person.
jjjjAA Armageddon You get -100pts, everyone else gets
100pts.
jjjFFF Carnival Like Traveling Circus, but Score Totals
are rotated instead of your cards (Once
again, the person with Carnaval keeps his
or her points and is skipped over as
Score Totals are passed right or left).
The End: You're out at 500pts. Last person in, wins.
This is everything. Print out a copy of these rules to have when
you play. Enjoy. Face Card, Face Card, Everybody Loves A Face Card!!!!
Learn more at http://www.dreamdust.com.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #573 - WRITTEN BY: UBERFIZZGIG - 4/14/99 ]
