The Hogs of Entropy 0567

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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #567 
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8 
    888     888 888      888 888               "Jessie and the Bunny" 
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8 
    888     888 888      888 888    "                by Oregano 
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               4/11/99 
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 
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     I seem to do my best IRC work when no one is paying attention.  Here 
 is an example of what happens when I am in a channel and no one is 
 responding. 

 *** Now talking in #log 
 *** Topic is 'i fight for VINEGAR PANTS, MAYONAISE BRA, and SOY SAUCE 
              KATANA II!' 
 *** Set by codebodo on Sat Apr 03 06:21:00 
 <oregano2K> hello all 
 <oregano2K> buggy buggy buggy 
 <oregano2K> jessie has a buggy 
 <oregano2K> the buggy drives in the hilly country 
 <oregano2K> hilly is the buggy then fluffy bunny hops besides the buggy 
 <oregano2K> fluffy bunny cries, "jessie in the buggy, come out and play." 
 <oregano2K> but jessie was tired, all that time in the buggy and jessy did 
             not sleep 
 <oregano2K> the buggy was jiggly on the rocky road 
 <oregano2K> jessie was angry and refused to play with fluffy bunny. 
 <oregano2K> but fluffy bunny didn't mind 
 <oregano2K> or at least pretended not to. 
 <oregano2K> and he removed some spokes from the hilly buggy's wooden 
             wheelies. 
 <oregano2K> jessy rode on past the poison-ivy forest. 
 <oregano2K> and the wheel gave way and pitched jessy into the poison ivy 
 <oregano2K> and the runny buggy caught fire and exploded sending a sharp 
             piece of metal into jessy's brain 
 <oregano2K> but jessy survived 
 <oregano2K> and from then on, jessy always stopped to play with fluffy 
             bunny 
 <oregano2K> though she never realised it since she was trapped in her own 
             little world. 
 <oregano2K> the end. 
 <oregano2K> I take it no one is here. 
 <oregano2K> at least I got a h0e piece out of no one being here. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!   HOE #567 - WRITTEN BY: OREGANO - 4/11/99 ]