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The Hogs of Entropy 0563
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You know, there are things in life that aren't real, that are real,
and things that are real that think they aren't, and aren't but think they
are. For example, take this once frivolous, but now serious concept into
min, suck on it for a while, then reject it, like a new one celled organism
released into the blood stream.
U.F.O's, Aliens, Area 51, and BULLSHIT!!
ok, do you see where this is going? All 4 of these things match,
the real/not real senarios.
U.F.O.'s: Unidentified Flying Object. If you were to see a
blinking light flying high above you up in the sky and not see the metal
wings/propellers/or hear a noise from it, it's a ufo. However, it does not
mean that it is a visiting spacecraft from another planet, in feact, even
if it were to suddenly "disapear" that would mean it's either, gone behind
some clouds up in the upper atmosphere, or, now, don't run away, a
satelite!!! OH WOW!! Do you know how many fucking sattelites are up in
the earths orbit right now? Well, I don't, but I know it's alot, and that
you can see them.... (Real = U.F.O.)
Aliens: Now, I'm not talking refugees migrating from kosovo,
(though, it is pretty shitty). I'm talking about other worldy beings
visiting our planet... NO CHANCE!!!! If you would like to see the
statistics for an actual... well, just look it up in one of my favorite
books, (I know you know how to read, other words you wouldn't be looking
at this right now) "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan. (Aliens on Earth = Not Real.)
Area 51: NOT THE VIDEO GAME!! There is an actual place, out in the
desert somewhere called Area 51, however, it is for, well, I'm not sure,
we've all heard rumors, but, the government keeps denying that it's around,
or, that weapons testing is going on, or whatever RUMOR happens to pop up
there, the government would like us to think that it wasn't there, but it
is. (hey, for fun, start your own innovative rumor bout Area 51, back it
up with some type of government money being spent on the unknowns, and
write a book about it, neat huh?). (Area 51 = Real, Wanted to be "not
real".)
BULLSHIT: Def. #1 -- Waste material excreted from the anal cavaity
of a bull.
Def. #2 -- A statement or sentence/comment/etc that has
been given, or heard, that is not true. i.e. -- "I wuz
abduct'd by som' o 'dem aliens and they did som' awfly
pervers' things t' me.", Billy-Joe-Bob from the trailer
court. (Not REal, but pretends to be.)
Now, you have either thought about or have been thinking, "Well,
what about Roswel, New Mexico?"
My Answer is this: Think about it. You're from a really small
town, the population is dying, money is going out of the town, and the
people are unhappy. Oh look, one of the governments toys broke and landed
near our town. Wow, look at all that activity, and wow, look at those
pretty lights. Hmmmm... "I saw some flashing lights", "I saw some strange
looking writing", "Oh yeah, well I saw a creature walk out"..."blah blaj
blah". Tourism in Roswell is HUGE! Money is flowing in, and the place is
now extremely famous throughout the world. And look at all the money
they're making, not only the people there, but all the company's that
would like to make money off stupid people. i.e. alien posters, clothes,
lighters, stuffed animals, toys, cartoons... etc, etc.
In closing, I would like to say... GROW UP!!! You're not special,
aliens don't happen, and your mother was a goat, what are you gonna do
about it, huh?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #563 - WRITTEN BY: UNRELATED - 4/11/99 ]
