The Hogs of Entropy 0565

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        This is an ironical, yet somehow unrelated list spoofing the new 
 movie "10 Things I Hate About You".  Maybe someone could make this into a 
 movie?  Maybe not.  Naff Off. 

        Ten things I hate about me: 

        10: The snoring. 

        9: I'm underage. 

        8: the egotistical-depressed-megalomaniacal urges. 

        7: The constant masterbation... CONSTANT! 

        6: Zootf! 

        5: Gas. 

        4: The small penis. 

        3: Randomness. 

        2: I write for HOE. 

        1: This file. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!  HOE #565 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/11/99 ]