The Hogs of Entropy 0574

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· 5 years ago

  

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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #574 
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    888     888 888      888 888                      "I Suck" 
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        Dude, I suck.  Leave me alone.  I am not cool.  Get off my back. 

        No, really.  I mean it.  I am not saying that just to make myself 
 look pseudo-modest.  Seriously, I suck. 

        What the hell is your problem?  It's obvious: I suck.  So quit 
 telling me I don't suck.  Because we all know that I suck. 

        Shut up.  I'm such a stupid lamer.  Obviously you're just saying 
 that so that I think you really like me, when you're actually making shit 
 out of me the minute I'm gone.  Fuck you, man, I totally suck.  FUCK YOU. 

        Goddamn it, I am not _even_ trying to be pretentious.  What the fuck 
 is _your_ problem?  I didn't say shit to you.  I just told you to quit 
 saying I rule, because I SUCK.  I SUCK SERIOUS PILES OF DOG SHIT. 

        NO I AM NOT A FUCKING GOTH.  JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.  I HATE ME I SUCK. 
 YOU RULE, I SUCK.  GET IT STRAIGHT. 

        No, I don't think I'm better than you.  I suck.  Yes, I do.  Goddamn 
 it, do I have to beat you to get you to understand?  I DO NOT RULE.  Oh, 
 fuck you then. 

        Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't want to upset you, you just don't 
 understand.  No, I _don't_ hate you.  Look, I think you rule!  You kick 
 ass!  You don't suck!  No, really, you don't suck!  You RULE! 

        You are the BEST HOE WRITER EVER!  I'm not just saying that!  You 
 don't suck, you're only saying that because you're trying to be modest. 

        Why would I say you kicked ass if I didn't think you kicked ass? 
 You are the fucking BOMB!  You completely, totally, and absolutely RULE. 
 You're _not_ a lamer! 

        Oh I get it now, you're just one of those GOTHS.  You HAVE to act 
 all moody and down on yourself.  But I know your secret, and that secret 
 is: you kick ass! 

        YOU RULE!@!!#!!!!!#@! 

        And I SUCK. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #574 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 4/14/99 ]