The Hogs of Entropy 0502

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    888     888 888      888 888             "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" 
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        I am aware that several of HOE's female readers and writers are 
 vegetarian.  But this does not concern just HOE's vegetarians, it concerns 
 all vegetarians... everywhere! 

        Now, it is safe to assume that somewhere at this very moment, a 
 vegetarian is performing oral sex on a man and will concurrently swallow 
 that sperm.  The question that has wormed its way into my mind the last 
 two days is this:  if a vegetarian swallows sperm, can s/he still consider 
 themselves vegetarians?  Webster's New World Dictionary defines a 
 vegetarian as "one who advocates a diet of only vegetables, fruits, grains, 
 and nuts as the proper one for all people for reasons of health or because 
 of principles opposing the killing of animals." 

        The killing of animals. By the accepted definition of animal, humans 
 are animals.  Transitively, this means that by sucking cock and guzzling 
 cum, a vegetarian is killing millions and millions of people. The way I 
 look at it, any vegetarian who sucks cock is condoning the murder of 
 millions of entirely defenseless human beings. If you choose to look at it 
 this way, all vegetarians are gigantic fucking hypocrites.  "La la, eating 
 meat is wrong!  Thousands of animals die every day to suit your needs, you 
 filthy, filthy carnivores!"  Ha!  Suck cock, bitch, and kill a few million. 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!        HOE #502 - WRITTEN BY: ART - 3/8/99 ]