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The Hogs of Entropy 0473
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"The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure himself"
Every Virgin
Down in VirginVille
Liked their Pureness a lot.
But the Grinch
Who lived just north
Did NOT!
The Grinch hated virgins! No matter what season
Now, please do not ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't being pleasured just right.
It could be, perhaps, that the virgins were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his penis was two sizes too small.
All the virgin girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush right for their
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And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's the one thing he hated! The Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
And Then
They'd do something He liked least of all!
Ever virgin down in virgin-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, and play with themselves.
They'd play! And they'd Play
And they'd PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY!
And the more the Grinch thought of this, he almost shot a big load
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this or I'll explode!
Why for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!
I must stop myself from coming!
But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An Awful Idea!
The Grinch
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
He'd end his pointless miserable life.
The End
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #473, WRITTEN BY: HARDCORE - 2/3/99 !!
