The Hogs of Entropy 0479

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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        It seems strange to see such foolish comments about President 
 Clinton being voiced by supposedly intelligent people. 

        Last week, an MSU professor made Clinton out to be a true soldier 
 of freedom, amongst other foolish remarks.  This supposed champion of the 
 people is nothing of the sort.  He supported the Communications Decency 
 Act, a recently overturned bill which banned freedom of speech on the 
 Internet.  His crime bill practically raped the second amendment.  If I 
 had the time and space I could probably go all the way down through the 
 bill of rights.  Clinton has even referred to the Constitution as an 
 outdated piece of paper. 

        I doubt anyone out there can name one freedom Clinton actually 
 gave us. 

        Almost as laughable is this foolish idea that impeachment violates 
 the Constitution.  Apparently, Clinton and his followers have never even 
 read the document.  Congress has the right to impeach anyone for anything. 
 It is all part of the constitutional system of checks and balances. 

        I do agree that the charges against Clinton are petty, and so 
 typically republican.  However, this is the only thing they can nail him 
 on.  He has sold nuclear missile technology to China, sexually harassed 
 countless women, whitewater, etc.  Over sixty people with dirt on him 
 have "committed suicide".  To top it all off, he murders scores of 
 innocent people in Iraq, Sudan, and Afghanistan in a pathetic attempt to 
 distract attention from Monica Lewinsky's stained dress.  Clinton makes 
 that evil bastard Nixon look clean.  Bill Clinton is like Al Capone. 
 Everyone knew Capone was a gangster, and everyone knows Clinton is dirty. 
 And, like Capone, if they have to nail him on some bullshit charge, I'm 
 all for it. 

        Yet, despite the fact that President Clinton is a fascist, a 
 mass-murderer, a liar, a hypocrite, a traitor and an embarrassment, I do 
 not believe he deserves to be impeached.  He deserves the chair.  That 
 would send a message to all the corrupt politicians ready to take his 
 place. 

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