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The Hogs of Entropy 0437
'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #437 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Boogiemen Are Scary" !!
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this is about boogiemen. they live in voids and wind and dark.
there are many different kinds that do many different scary things.
there is the standard, run-of-the-mill kind that comes on dark
and windy nights to little kids windows. these ones have no name but
they are the most commonly known.
the soul-eating kind
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these are the most most dangerous, but don't worry, they are very
rare. since the great oblig defeated most of them in a battle many
thousands of years ago since then they only come out on the very very
very worst nights and only prey on the certain people that they chose
their henchmen and spys are the invisible harmless kinds.
the furry kind
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the furry kind is espeacialy evil because it has all the cute
little furry animals as it's friends and helpers. so beware of bunnys,
kittens, puppies... big feirce bears are much better to become friends
with of dinaosoursa or something of that not-furry-cuddly sort.
the kart-wheel kind
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you can eat these ones. they are yummie. they taste good in
crab cakes or grillled chesse sandwhiches, but becareful that you only
use a special trap when you kill them because otherwise they will swallow
you whole and yucky poo.
the blue kind (with orange eyes)
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they're bad cause blue is yucky. they are pretty harmless...
they cannot see you unless you are wearing orange.
the invisible harmless kind (the only harmless ones)
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they are spys for the yucky bad kind that eat your soul. beware
they cannot hurt you but can tell the bad ones where you are.
the ping-pong-ball kind
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these ones are very veyr veyr rare you can only find them in
three places: thailand, LITTLE TINY BOXES VERY VEYR TINY AND the
packages for certain ed gorey books but they can poke your eyes and ears
and mouths and kill you.
the hijkljfiuwefns kind
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not much is known about these.
they came from the moon but like to live here better. it is
paradise for them here. they like to eat apple pie and apple juice and
apple crisp and anythign apples. they also like beet juice. they like
to poisen orange juice that people drink.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #437, WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 1/15/99 !!
