The Hogs of Entropy 0447

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The Hogs of Entropy

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        you are sitting in a room.  there is a desk in the room, and a 
 door to the left.  The paint is chipping, from where you nibbled it. 
 to the south is a door.  you remember how pathetic your life is.   

 > south 

        you walk to the door.  my.  a door. 

 > sigh 

        you sigh.  no one cares. 

 > look 

        you see a door.  the door is a strange beige color. 

 > open door 

        you open the door.  you see a hall to the south, a stairwell to 
 the west. 

 > west 

        you are in a stairwell.  the stairwell smells of human waste and 
 new cars.  human waste and new cars block the stairs up.  the stairs 
 down lead, well, down. 

 > down 

        you trip down the stairs, eventually falling near the corpse of a 
 businessman.  his cold hand still clutches a briefcase, and a picture of 
 his family is sitting there.  A wife, 3 kids.  You cry for his pathetic  
 ass. 

 > get briefcase 

        you grab the briefcase.  curious as you are, you open it.  inside 
 you find some technical papers, a remote control for something, and a 
 laptop. 

 > use laptop 

        The laptop bootts up, and you decide to play StarCraft.  oh boy. 

 > zerg 

        you go zerg.  dragoons flood into your peon line.  you lose. 

 > smash laptop 

        you smash the laptop, sending silicon flying in all directions. 

 > look 

        you see a corpse, rotting; shards of silicon; a picture of some 
 lame people; and a door to the east. 

 > get shards of silicon 

        you pick up the shards of silicon. 

 > inventory 

        shards of silicon 
        technical papers 
        remote control 

 > east 

        you amble outside.  people walk the street.  it is snowing 
 outside, and your bare feet are cold.  to the west, a door. to the east, 
 a street. to the south, a strange political convention.  to the north, 
 a group of hippies. 

 > piss 

        you piss onto the snow, attempting to write your name.  you fail. 

 > north 

        the hippies mutter something about TV.  you ignore them. 

 > read technical papers 

        you read the technical papers out loud.  one hippie says "down 
 with the system!  yeah!"  you ignore him. 

        > south;south 

        you are at a political convention.  a man begs for your vote. 

 > piss 

        you piss onto the man.  he is unhappy. 

 > piss 

        you cannot piss. 

 > help 

        you have no piss left. 

 > look 

        you are at a political convention.  politicians mill around.  one 
 smells of piss.  to the south, a busy street.  to the north, a section 
 of sidewalk.  to the east, a wall.  to the west, another wall. 

 > south 

        you amble into the street.  an oldsmobile flattens you.  you die 
 in the street.  game over. 

        play again? 

 > nope 

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