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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #452 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Am Trying to be Clever" !!
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Neko !!
..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/21/99 !!
!!========================================================================!!

I don't need devushki anyhow.

No sir, not me.

But still as I kurit a bit more, I think about that devushka.

She was the one, I thought for such a long time. She got me
started on the kuriting. As I smoke my pack a day-or-so habit, every
time I light up, how can I help but think of her.

Maybe I kurit as an analogy. Every time I kurit it burns a
little bit more of that devushka out of golova. One day I'll be able to
quit and the devushka will have ushla ot my golova.

Or not.

I remember all the times we were vmeste and how they were very
horosho. Very very horosho.

But I also remember all the times when things were ploho. Very
very ploho.

But I don't need devushki. MNE NE NUZHNI DEVUSHKI!

But I do.

I hochu this devushku. I hochu that devushku. I hochu every
devushku.

Almost.

There are so many krasivyi devushki. But most of them are glupi.
But I find some that are not. They're smishni, they make me laugh. The
sound from my golos: "HA-HA-HA!"

But they don't want me. They don't hochet Neko.

Byednyi me.

I'm trying too hard to be clever, prostite mne!

!!========================================================================!!
!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #452, WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 1/21/99 !!

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