The Hogs of Entropy 0426

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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        Well, kidz, what we have here today is a look at what once was 
 THE SCENE in area code 401.  Now, I'm not talking about hacking, writing 
 text files, creating art, pirating softwarez (ARRRR, MATEY), or anything 
 cool/psuedo-productive like that.  I am talking about the chick scene... 
 the HOT MODEM MOMMAS which were so often overlooked. 

        My time in THE SCENE started in 1995.  This, of course, being 
 after everything that was or could have been cool about BBS's and 
 modems had already happened.  This time, lasting a few years before my 
 arrival, will be forever referred to as THE GOOD OLE DAYS [tm].   

        So, anyways, it was me, CHICK X, CHICK Y, The Tyrant, SQUINKY, 
 and a bunch of random Kurt Cobain-worshipping 14 year olds.  I 
 worshipped SQUINKY in his amazing telecom techniquez (see: HOE #334). 
 For all practical purposes, we can call Tyrant CHICK Z, because, well, 
 for all practical purposes, he was.  We talked about nothing. And we 
 talked about it a lot.  It was cliquey and bitchy and we liked it that 
 way. 

        Essentially, there were only two BBS's in my calling area that 
 didn't suck.  Oh well. So it goes.  I am not going to go through the 
 hassle of remembering any details about any of this, because 
 submitting logs about Area 401 is Squinky's job. 

        As with most close-knit, 15 year old trios of bitches, we all 
 started to severely dislike eachother. CHICK Z left us for a life of 
 passionate sex with a married woman and massive amounts of diaper 
 changing (see: http://users.tmok.com/~minmei), CHICK X and CHICK Y went 
 on to live in denial about their torrid lesbian love affair, and I 
 moved on with my own self to read books, do drugs, geek out, and write 
 boring text files for HOE. 
	 
        Isn't that a cute story? 

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!     HOE #426, WRITTEN BY: LAJA - 1/13/99 !!