The Hogs of Entropy 0408

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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 Credit Resource Services, Inc. 
 11-15-98 
 Re : Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.) 

        I am writing you in regards of my account with your company. 
 The total amount is $352.87, for the following movies: 

	* Half Baked 
	* South Park, Volume 1 
	* Slippery When Wet Volumes 1, 2, and 3 
	* HOOTERVILLE Volume 1 

        I find this bill highly inaccurate, as the four adult movies were 
 of extremely low video quality (believe me, I KNOW), and Half Baked was 
 just plain stupid.  Please accept the enclosed check for $3.00 and 
 please quit sending me mail.  Thank you for your time. 

        Sincerely, 
        Aaron Rogers 

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        Dear Mr. Rogers, 

        Your check of $3.00 will not resolve your account.  You must pay 
 the entire amount remaining ($349.87).  Please remit this amount 
 immedietly to descist any further collection attempts. 

        Sincerely, 
        Pam O'Reily 
        Credit Resource Services Representative 

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 Credit Resource Services, Inc. 
 12-16-98 
 Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.) 

        I see from my bank statement that my check of $3.00 has been 
 cashed, so you have indeed accepted my payment.  Yet, because I am a 
 fair person, I have decided to resolve the issue entirely. 
	 
        Enclosed in this box is every porno I have ever owned, 28 to be 
 exact.  Each is of better quality than the movies I destroyed from 
 Cascade Video.  Please send it to your client with my best of wishes. 
 Please quit mailing me. 

        Sincerely, 
        Aaron Rogers 

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        Dear Mr. Rogers, 

        We are not impressed with your current letter and attempt of 
 payment.  Please send the remaining amount ($349.87) or we WILL take 
 legal actions. 

        Sincerely, 
        Pam O'Reily 
        Credit Resource Services Representative 

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 Credit Resource Services, Inc. 
 12-24-98 
 Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.) 

        As you know, I sent that last box of videos to you through 
 certified mail, and I know that you received it.  There were 28 HIGH 
 QUALITY adult movies in that box.  I consider them to be worth about 
 $50.00 a piece (or, Cascade Video would, as they want $72.00 for Half 
 Baked).  I have now figured that YOU indeed do owe me $1104.13.  Please 
 pay the entire amount in full by the first of the year, or I will be 
 forced to turn you over to collections. 

        Merry Christmas. 
        Sincerely, 
        Aaron Rogers 

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