The Hogs of Entropy 0380

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        seriously. 

        what the hell is the plural for all the egyptian god names? 

        horus?  would that be hori?  they're's FUNGI.  I want my fucking 
 HORI.  I want my ANUBI, too. 

        i contemplated this for quite a while before I took action.  the 
 webster's dictionary lists the plural as 'anubises'. 

        anubises my fucking ass. 

        (maybe at this point, i should have just shut the fuck up and 
 let it go, but that wouldn't be a very good e'zine article, and it 
 wouldn't be very much fun, either.  i decided to take action and call 
 the company that publishes webster's dictionary.) 

  me: uh. your dictionary says the plural of anubis is anubises.  that's  
      fucking wrong. 
 guy: uhm, what? 
  me: your stupid fucking dictionary.  it incorrectly lists the plural  
      of 'anubis' as 'anubises.'  (going out of my way to curse.) 
 guy: i doubt it, sir. 
  me: you stupid fascist ansi-artist.  listen to me.  change the  
      dictionary. 
 guy: <hangs up> 

        i pondered this for a minute, before I yet again decided to take 
 _action_.  man, i'm so witty.  i take action so much.  you should 
 probably see me as a role model.   yeah. 
   
        i marched right into irc, and headed for #egypt.  to make a long 
 story short, i got banned after a long string of questions regarding 
 anubis. 

        stupid fucking anubis. 

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