The Hogs of Entropy 0357

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The Hogs of Entropy

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        one day the little lamb said to the pig: 

        "we should run away!" 

        so the pig packed his bags so he could run away. 

        then he found out his good friend the little lamb had been sold. 
 he was crushed.  all he knew to exist was gone and broken and destroyed 
 so he walked to the very end of the field and climbed over the tall 
 fence that was supposed to keep him in then he kept walking and passed 
 over a bridge and through a valley.  he stayed on the side of the road 
 every night.  one day, as he was crossing a large road, a drunk man in 
 a jeep ran him over.  the drunk man was hungry -- so was his pet wolf, 
 so he took the pig home and made dinner. 

        two days later he went to the doctor and found out he had some 
 mysterious virus... then he died.  he did not have very many friends 
 and only his faithful wolf, kldsajfls, came when the poor wolf saw his 
 dead owner in the casket.  he broke the plastic cover and tore off his 
 dead owner's head.  with no place to live he wadered the streets eating 
 lost wallets and eyeglasses. 

        one day he wondered into a strange room with flashing lights and 
 lots of people.  it was hot and there was loud loud noise in the 
 background.  he was very sacred so he ran out side and jumped into a 
 river.  then he drowned, almost.  a nice old lady in a wheel chair that 
 had been parelized from the neck jumped in to try and save him.  when 
 she did this, she realized that she really was not frozen and that for 
 many years doctors had been lieing to her.  she now found most of the 
 world to be very evil, so she stabbed her thigh with the fork she had 
 been eating mashed potatoes with.  when the ambliance came, her cat 
 clawed their eyes out and ate them because the little old lady didn't 
 know how to feed her cat. 

        another ambliancce came soon.  but it found a very unhappy thing. 
 a dead old lady with mashed potatoes on her legs and a poisened cat and 
 two amblience poeple with no eyes, just bloody stuff where they should 
 have been.  one of the ambliance peopel was a young man named Hendrik. 
 he was already very depressed because of breaking up with his 
 girlfriend who he loved very much.  he tried to poke his own eyes out 
 with the dead cats paws but his partner caught him and took him to a 
 nice place with nice white rooms. 

        and nice white beds. 

        and nice white clothes. 

        and nice white people. 

        and nice white food. 

        and a nice white life he lead. 

        until he died. 

        they barried him under a white tomb stone. 

        in a white casket. 

        wearing a white suit. 

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!      #357 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 12/19/98 !!